this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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[–] TrickDacy 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 56 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Correction Santa only gives presents to rich kids.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

The Easter Bunny is a factory farmer. Everyone thinks he's so great, but those chickens have to lay so many eggs in the weeks leading up to Easter and it's a great example of capitalism at its worst.

Cancel the Easter Bunny!

/this is satire, dummy

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so FUCKING tired of second-hand memes pre-censored to pass another site's algorithm.

Wouldn't want to get demonetized on lemmy now, would we?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Let's petition the mods to ban censoring swears

[–] gofsckyourself 17 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone erased most of two letters making it impossible to read the word "fucking". I was about to shit a brick.

fuck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

True! This fucking shit has to st*p!!

[–] Mickey7 1 points 51 minutes ago

Have you read the "shitpost" rules?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy 9 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Im_old 3 points 1 hour ago

Danny Trejo is so awesome!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Whew, good thing they censored the word β€œfucking”, now I have no idea what the fuck that word could be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

now I have no idea what the fuck that word could be.

It was "fucking."

Did my good deed for the day…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

This year the easter bunny is getting mugged for their eggs.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Idk I remember being told the Easter Bunny only came to good kids

That said, the Easter Bunny myth also got busted much earlier than Santa for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I mean, a magical man vs a magical human-sized-rabbit… I can see why.

[–] AdrianTheFrog 1 points 4 hours ago

I read on Wikipedia that earlier tales of the Easter bunny only had it giving gifts to good kids, it might just be a regional thing now