Putin's long plan is coming together magnificently. He started with just one useful idiot, expanded to the whole Republican party and a third of the U.S. population.

Until EU gets Central and South America as strong allies, and probably eventually Japan, this making the much closer rival stronger.

Would be hilarious if it happened.

BC just stopped purchasing alcohol from Red states which is hilarious

Come join us! We have wine and baguettes, I'm sure we can make it work.

Alienate all your allies speedrun

Jokes aside, why? There literally is no good reason to piss of people that like you and are willing to work with you

i'm honestly terrified. the last thing the entire planet wanted was a puppet orange for a fascist billionaire having all the nuke launch codes

And we'll spank him like a little bitch!

He already is basically. Fucker shouted down the phone at the Danish PM.

Doesn't Mexico have a saying like "So far from God and so close to the United States"?

Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.

• Pierre Trudeau

Now the elephant isn't friendly anymore.

This is pretty optimistic.

Even Russia would be neutered, possibly NK too because both ultimately depend on China.

Have you noticed that since Trump declared he'll invade the EU, China's foreign policy has turned a lot against Russia?

Not likely that CA-CN relations are ready for that. JP-CN neither, nor UK-EU.

Polish cavalrymen riding alongside English royal guards rattling sabers of glorious Chinese steel.

Stationed in the rocky mountains. This is a pretty good prompt for a short story about the balkanization of the former United States

Would you trust any US itelligence atm?

They offering eggs to Canada.

What? Did you think anybody bothers to talk with the US right now?

Not really. They're part of the Commonwealth, an association of former British colonial possessions, and "recognize" the British monarch as their own monarch. The monarch (King Charles, currently) has a representative in Canada known as the Governor General. They do a ton of stuff like appoint Prime Minister, heads of the Provinces, dissolving parliament, etc.

However they almost exclusively can only act when asked to by Parliament or the Prime Minister. They also do ceremonial stuff. They do have some emergency power however it's never been used in the post-independence era.

Basically no, not really. King Charles (King of Canada) could technically try and like dissolve the parliament or something but it would cause a constitutional crisis that would probably just end up removing the whole Canadian Monarchy thing.

But they are strong allies.