harmsy

joined 1 year ago
[–] harmsy 8 points 21 hours ago
[–] harmsy 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn Americans! They ruined America!

Snark aside, you're completely right. The country that's going to suffer the most damage at America's hands is America itself.

[–] harmsy 8 points 4 days ago

Some felons are alright. Those aren't the ones he's helping. He's Moses for evil people.

[–] harmsy 3 points 5 days ago

I'd prefer if things don't glow, thank you very much.

[–] harmsy 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

45/47 is going to shoot down anything that tries to divert it, then. Gotcha.

[–] harmsy 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not your goober, mister.

[–] harmsy 2 points 1 week ago

I think it’s unfair to complain about its performance

I disagree. If your software runs like a damn snail on inexpensive current-gen hardware, then it's not worth using.

[–] harmsy 4 points 1 week ago

Then do something about it you crusty old fossil. You broke it. Now fix it.

[–] harmsy 4 points 1 week ago

I have an even worse experience that turned me away from ever watching movies with others in the room. Back when movie rentals were a thing and cell phones were new, one of my parents or the other would invariably get called by some random friend or relative, and the movie would be paused while they chatter away for half an hour. That shit continued even in the early days of Netflix. Like, seriously, if you want the family to watch a movie together, TURN OFF YOUR DAMNED PHONE!

[–] harmsy 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we talking total number of billionaires, or just bisection?

[–] harmsy 28 points 1 week ago

Dumbasses voted for a clown and didn't expect the inevitable circus.

Womp womp.

 

We've all been there. Something goes wrong, so you call customer service. What answers is a bizarre, arcane mess of an answering machine where you have to puzzle out exactly how company x categorizes customer issues when all you want is to talk to a human being. Saying "Complaint" cuts through all of that, but you might need to wait on hold for a bit. Just make sure you're nice to the person on the other end.

 
 

I've been on a bit of a blue/orange spree recently, and I really like how this one turned out.

Process: On a whim, I downloaded this image from another Artbreeder user:

In GIMP, I duplicated the image into four layers and used Gradient Map to have a version in black/orange, white/orange. black/blue, and white/blue, and selectively erased bits of each layer until I was satisfied, ending up with this:

Finally, I fed that back into Artbreeder, messed with my prompt, added noise after a few rolls didn't go the way I wanted, and ended up with this input:

 

Rendered for AB's Embroidery contest. Screenshot of inputs:

For the Bob Ross, I took a previous render, loaded it into GIMP, slapped a frame over it, and cut out the corners. Then I saved it and uploaded it back into Artbreeder. The wood was a stock image of some cutting boards that I found with Artbreeder's internal search feature. I cut out what I wanted and stretched it to fit the canvas as my background.

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Have a go at this! (lemmy.world)
 

Rolled this earlier today on Artbreeder when I was trying to make portraits of wholesome fellows in this style. Decided to share it here.

Inputs:

This image:

Prompt: steve irwin, crocodile hunter, watercolor by kentaro miura, norman rockwell, stanley artgerm, vibrant pastels, crocodiles in background.

AI: 71, Steps: 30, Guidance: 12, Seed: 33, Model: SDXL, Mode: img2img

I also rolled some Carl Sagan, Bob Ross, and Fred Rogers images.

 

Generated for Artbreeder's sword contest. I'm pretty happy with it, so I thought I'd share.

 

You're on the naughty list, and Santa craves human flesh. Rendered with SDXL on Artbreeder.

 

Rendered 6 days ago on Artbreeder and upscaled just moments ago.

 

I felt like doing some creepy eyes yesterday. SDXL on Artbreeder.

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