ByteJunk

I would suggest Mercury, just to be on the safe side.

Let's stop beating around the bush, shall we?

Pig cheese is apparently tasty.

I like this. Fill it with $1 bills

You clearly underestimate my ability to run headfirst into something. It's like a superpower really.

Fun idea!

Also, how about a bowling ball that's Trump's head, and the bowling pins are public institutions, the scales of justice, the constitution, etc.

The one throwing the ball needs to wear a Musk facemask. You can include other billionaires for diversity.

I've seen "police academy", I know those leather jackets from the blue oyster bar, them boys really wanna ride Trump...

queue 🎷 playing

How beautiful! Such a loving relationship, even the bystanders get fucked.

We don't kink-shame here, they can ride Trump all they want.

Go crank that hog, brothers!

Without the comments, which add nothing of value in this case:

I see Komi, I upvote. I'm a simple man.

The correct answer to this:

Bro can't be bothered to show up for work? YOU'RE FIRED!

FIRE HIM. FIRE HIM. FIRE HIM.

Doesn't work a day in his life and his companies live on government subsidies! Deport him!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk on fighting the fascist.

Oh of course, sorry about that... (winks) officer.