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Dull Men's Club

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/olbananachip on 2025-01-28 14:42:10+00:00.

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[–] SpaceNoodle 60 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why is that so impressive? Those things are like three bites at most and NOT filling

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 4 points 2 days ago

And they give my colon the lubrication it needs to poop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can really taste the bees! I think, I don't quite know what beeswax is.

[–] SpaceNoodle 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I thought that was honey. Plus, there's also royal jelly?

[–] TrickDacy 1 points 2 days ago

I think bees wax is bee shit. You're thinking of bee puke

[–] dogsnest 4 points 2 days ago

mmmmmmmmm....cherry chapstick.......

[–] henchman2019 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have NEVER accomplished this. They're either lost or ran through the dryer to destroy a load of clothes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never had it destroy a load of clothes. It's a tiny amount of mostly Vaseline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Or beeswax, in the case of Burt's Bees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Me neither. We are not The One.

[–] stupidcasey 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's easy I left a tube of chapstick in the car once and I was able to use the entire thing without opening it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

If I do that here in the south, it just melts in the summer. Constantly buying new ones in the summertime because I take them inside to not melt, then forget them at home.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You call that finished?! It’s just getting started. Get your finger down in there and dig out the rest. Another several weeks of soft lips await you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I thought this place was supposed to be dull.

The rare exciting news of a finished Chapstick (rather than lost, wrecked in the washing machine, etc ..) is certainly not dull!

I'm going to go and reorganise my screw boxes to calm down a bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Counterpoint: that's burt's bees (bee's?) lip balm, thus so far chapstick still has never been successfully conquered.

[–] eddanja 6 points 2 days ago

[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED] - Responsible Chapsticker

[–] TwanHE 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn, only time I accomplished this was when i lost and found it multiple times. Bit like bic lighters

[–] MothmanDelorian 4 points 2 days ago

I am about to finish my third tube of Aquaphor branded lip balm. It’s the only brand I have done this with

[–] vapeloki 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Deadeyegai 8 points 2 days ago

Not OP but i have also unlocked this achievement.
Step 1: Use it.
Step 2: don't lose it.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit!

[–] BeMoreCareful 3 points 1 day ago

This is right up there with running a pen out of ink.

[–] Dvixen 2 points 1 day ago

I have five or six on the go. Can't tell if I've ever lost one. Win-win!

[–] Wizard_Pope 5 points 2 days ago

Can you teach this skill to my gf please? She constantly has around 3 in rotation and keeps needing to swap in new ones because they just disappear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

For added triumph, try to use it up before it goes bad.

Because apparently that's a thing.

[–] partial_accumen 5 points 2 days ago

Surely this is a sign of the coming apocalypse.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 4 points 2 days ago

Hell has officially frozen over.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Does it still taste as good at the end as the beginning?

[–] brlemworld 2 points 1 day ago

I do this all the time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

There should be some sort of title bestowed upon people that make this accomplishment .... beautifully done, I am in awe.