Fake. The guy is holding the phone to his ear instead of yelling at it on speaker phone.
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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For real, one of my least favorite in recent trends. Nobody wants to hear your whole freaking conversation.
I do! It's like a lemmy comment thread IRL. I can give my opinion to complete strangers, completely unasked for, and free of charge.
Hey @nieminen I like your socks
You may not like it, but this is what peak male form looks like
That is not a crab.
TIL I am peak male form
Rule 34 LGBT+ Edition says there's an entire genre of these guys in gay porn. Source: *flashes iridescent gay membership card*
This comic has always been a basis for my belief that balding men should just own it and shave their heads. The Picard haircut has always looked strange to me and not very stylish
Your choice when balding is to shave it and start lifting.
Nothing else.
Don't forget the beard.
Well, I'm halfway there.
Which arm?
Bollocks. I've never lifted in my life. Bald for 25 years, and I've done alright for myself.
the thing about balding that I didn't expect is how fast the hair I have left grows. It's like I have to shave it every week if I don't want to look like that.
Every week? I shave every day. I don't want my scalp all stubbly.
idk man, my scalp gets all dry and then if I counter by moisturizing it gets all shiny. I just give up, if I'm not seeing people I care about I'm not gonna shave it
Well that's, like, your opinion. Lotta people want to dig out that Picussy.
Picussy
A new term for the "terrifying sounding words" vault lol
I fired mine before it quit.
This will be bouncing around in my head for the rest of my life: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-E2B5GfI8
Guys with long hair are hot, i'm not dating a man that looks like andrew fucking tate
Having a great personally is hot aswell as empathy/sympathy. 👌👌👌👌
I'm gonna stay in relatively decent shape, shave my head and take my future kids trick or treating as Agent 47.
Best part is it won't matter what I wear I just need a barcode on my head.
Making a phone call??? What is this?
Bros calling the cops on them because of the earshot sexual harassment
At least faking a call so they leave him alone.
You can listen to voice messages like this too you know?
Lies, that has to be on speakerphone.
I don't always want people around me to listen to spicy voice mails from my SO.
Expedient texting. Or hanging out, but over distance.
Riddle me this, call not-likers: what is the difference between calling your friend, over the phone, and calling them on your teamspeak of choice (or whatever is popular these days).
Is it the impromptu nature of it? Just don't answer when it's not convenient then, it's not the 90s, they can follow up with a text if you can't pick up.
Is it the talking to people in general? Then I fail to see why calls are the issue.
This is assuming you know the personal calling, via callerID.
Is it you feel more rushed and flustered because you can't see each other, and thus can't pick up on visual cues?
All in all, thoroughly confused why people have an aversion to calls, I think they're rather expedient and useful. Depending on what's called for. (I feel this way in both work and social contexts).
All this DAD bod means is a woman wanted me to be her daddy.
This to real.
too reel
You don't know where he's going.
To Real, obviously.
To real what?
To really emphasize this misuse of too and loose the point of the statement.
Is that the Freakin Reviews guy?
Bald guy still hot
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