Ah you never know. Turns out I'm both being satirical and a certified moron
drolex
Not reading that essay
The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.
- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?
- As a CEO language model, I don't have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.
is this employee in the room with us right now?
Well, he should be, but he's WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!
You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it's not a competition, but I've heard the guy has done some fairly bad things
Je crois que c'est "cyclimse" en fait. Enfin je suis juste cuisinier de ouiche lorraine, alors je sais pas trop, mais il me semble.
These graphs are mighty fine, thanks for providing them
I thought it had to be either a big number, or a small number. So, yeah.
🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?
be me
get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
"dad where are we going"
"my friends want to meet you anon"
pull up to schoolmate's house
it's on fire
the firefighters are there
get to see my enemies die screaming while burning
get to see a real fire truck
mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better
Thanks, will have a wank in a McD since that's what you suggest
(I like your dumbed down version)