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[–] BlackWalnut 75 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bad Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Good Engineer: The glass is 66% full with a 25% safety margin.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This glass has a safety factor of 2

Re: good engineer: this is the thing that frustrates me amount marketing/labeling for travel mugs or cookware; the listed capacity is the absolute brim capacity not the practical capacity. Want to put 16 oz in a 16 oz mug you’re gonna have to sip 3 ounces out first in order to put the lid on. Want to serve 2 qt soup? Gotta use the 3 qt pot.

[–] pufferfisherpowder 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes!! So unbelievably annoying. Okay. Thank you. The total volume of this cylinder is 473ml. What the fuck can I use this for?! What I want you to tell me: total volume and total practical volume. Dumb af

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Real engineer: it's full. Approximately 50% water, and the rest air.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The glass was built to the wrong specifications"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Glass functioning as intended. Any deficiencies that arise are due to the failure of the customer to provide appropriate design parameters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Backyard tinkerer and wannabe Engineer: I'll just use this glass jar I used to drain some gas as the thing to drink my water now ..... this is water right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not if you need to stir it.

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[–] NocturnalMorning 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mother in-law is a lab scientist. She says this is accurate.

[–] MataVatnik 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't even know the half of it

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[–] MataVatnik 29 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The beaker is always full, when it's half full of water, it is also at the same time half full of air. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL

[–] dvlsg 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

But what if I pour vacuum into the beaker?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd like a bagel with everything

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Then it would be full of dust bunnies

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Hopefully, otherwise it may end bad: https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 month ago

for some reason that was never acceptable answer when I gave it. i think they were just jealous they didn't think of it.

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[–] cosmictrickster 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Realist: who’s cleaning all these glasses?

[–] MataVatnik 5 points 1 month ago

Fucking real

[–] FuglyDuck 22 points 1 month ago

Opportunistic Lab Intern:

“While you’re all debating if it’s half full or half empty I drank it. Now it’s empty.”

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ah, it's this time of the year again. linked-list (version 3)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Scientist Russian Roulette: Drink the mystery breaker. They all have water, except for one that's hydroflouric acid.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100% Full with 50% volume occupied by Dihydrogen monoxide molecules and 50% volume occupied by a mixture of molecules in gas form, colloquially refer as "air", which contains, according to the statistical data recorded by analyzing the gas molecules in the air in the Earth's Atmosphere, 78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.04% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other trace gases.

🤓

(I have no idea what I'm saying lol)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Scientific paper writer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought the half full, half empty thing. Was about the flow of water. If you're emptying the glass, at some point the glass will be half empty. If you fill the glass, at one point the glass will be half full.

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[–] stupidcasey 9 points 1 month ago

Ahh found that label!:

99.985% Pure.

Nitrogen (N₂): 39%

Oxygen (O₂): 10.5%

Argon (Ar): 0.465%

Carbon dioxide (CO₂): 0.02%

Water (H₂O): 50%

[–] madthumbs 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

After a long romp, a fairly new g/f went into my kitchen, grabbed a 1 gal bottle of white vinegar from the fridge, poured herself a glass and tried to chugged it while I was still in bed recovering. -She had the nerve to think I tried to poison her (for half a minute)!

Read and use labels. lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do you keep vinegar in the fridge? I keep the gallon jug in a cupboard and smaller container just on the counter

[–] marcos 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do you keep vinegar in the fridge?

Imagine the trouble if it rots!

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[–] MataVatnik 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Loool, and do you keep sodium cyanide in your spice cabinet too?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much vinegar do you use????

[–] madthumbs 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's good for toilet bowl cleaner, weed killer (including poison ivy), wiping down a large cutting board (not used for meat), fruit and veg wash, descaling / removing water marks, rainbow stains or chrome / nickel residue in pans, it softens fabrics if added to laundry, is used for mayonnaise, salad dressings, sticky rice, deodorizing, and combined with baking soda has been the only thing that worked for a clogged drain. It's also cheap in the gallon size and practically free for people on SNAP. (a lot)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a lot of good reasons for keeping a large quantity of vinegar, but I think we're still mystified as to why you keep it in the fridge

[–] madthumbs 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't anymore, but.. I liked it cold for some applications like canned spinach (cools that steaming pile of mushy green down). If I were to make things like mayonnaise with it, it keeps the ingredients in the safe temperature zone or gets them there faster.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That beaker does not look half full to me. Many like 1/3rd full, or at least somewhere between that and half full.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Engineer: the glass is underutilized/over-sized

Management: Lets hire a consultant to investigate the value proposition of downsizing glasses and discuss the results over a company expensed dinner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Topologist: that is a plate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Engineer: the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.

[–] CascadianGiraffe 5 points 1 month ago

It's not 'is the glass half full or half empty'.

The question is 'why is the glass?'

Once you know this, the first question is easy to answer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I just watched this so i have to post here https://youtu.be/0EytSWiKrFg

[–] hOrni 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Realist: Guys, I think this is piss.

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