FuglyDuck

joined 1 year ago
[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 5 hours ago

naw. that's him trying to cosplay as a human.

[–] FuglyDuck 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

you could get lost in that floof.

Lost enough you might even die in that trap there.

[–] FuglyDuck 6 points 6 hours ago

It’s the elevenses they forget about.

[–] FuglyDuck 1 points 6 hours ago

pretty sure they ended up dead. But. yeah. it's been a while.

[–] FuglyDuck 73 points 6 hours ago (6 children)

ROFL.

That's hilarious. You actually think Musk works?

[–] FuglyDuck 9 points 11 hours ago

A very-nearly-battleground blue state with a significant number of angry redneck in the out state areas that blame MSP for all their troubles. (Like lacking the ability to read…)

In any case… yes it’s absolutely going to get ugly out there.

[–] FuglyDuck 10 points 11 hours ago

Not really. You only have a duty to retreat if a reasonable person would feel they could do so safely.

Once an angry mob is surrounding you, you don’t have to make the attempt.

That said…. Taking up running will ALWAYS be more likely to save your ass than taking up shooting. Even more useful is learning to maintain (reasonable) situational awareness. Avoiding fights winds every time, hands down.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 1 day ago

I’ve had fake-helicopter parents (who were lawyers of the ambulance chasing variety,) insist that we (I,) was discriminating against his son because he was black.

The kid kept calling in asking questions like “I don’t understand this form” and “what do I put in this box” for the cover letter sheet.

Sometimes there’s some confusion where English isn’t their first language, so I’m happy to help. But not knowing what goes into the name box… or date of birth…

Yeah. No. His dad decided to start a lawsuit. I remember our lawyers playing back the judge’s decision for me. They opened up with a motion to dismiss citing one of the phone calls, and that being able to read and write/type English is a requirement.

Judges reply?

“Yeah, so whats your hourly rate?” (He made the plaintif- or rather his dad- pay for it.)

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 1 day ago

Better tuck Buns under a spinach blanket,

[–] FuglyDuck 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

too bad they probably weren't driving a FSD tesla.

[–] FuglyDuck 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

if this isn't a backyard garden (that's a lot of spinach,).... that guy's middle manager agrees.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 1 day ago

it looks like someone shat on the plate.

So I guess they nailed it.

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Stormtroopers (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by FuglyDuck to c/starwarsmemes
 
 

Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17032394

unknown title, by pleumier

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16280100

Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

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Hooo? (mander.xyz)
submitted 6 months ago by FuglyDuck to c/superbowl
 

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/12883966

Hooo?

 
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Saw this going to a friend’s house- they bagged the fire hydrants….one thought was snow; but this is the first year apparently. And snow has been a mild issue this year compared to most.

 

Snow on Thursday.

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Loaf. (self.superbowl)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by FuglyDuck to c/superbowl
 

Mamma loafing around with the minions. (~~one is behind her, to the front, the other is behind and to her tail.~~)(edit: those are snacks,)

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by FuglyDuck to c/cooking
 

Gotta ask, what kinda candy was she making? Soft crack. Hard crack. Pot….

Even has the donuts on there for, you know, dealing with the munchies.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by FuglyDuck to c/superbowl
 

so drop 'em if you got 'em

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