Netflix car-fixer show guy: “this would be a great deal at TWICE the price, we’re gonna make a killing once we get this job done but we only have TWO DAYS other wise the client is gonna bail.”
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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No low ballers, no tire kickers DON'T WASTE MY TIME price FIRM I know what I got
It's a Wasilla listing, it might be genuine.
There might even be some valley folk buyers too
Hey I'm driving through tomorrow, I might go see if they'll bring it down $500 or so!
do you think they'll go down to $1,237?
That pricing. It's like someone challenged him to count to 8.
Those Toyotas really hold their value
Seems a little high for a 2002 model. Is it 4 wheel drive?
Get outta here tire kicker. The price is FIRM I know what I got
I KNOW WHAT I GOT!
What could have caused that? Some sort of gravitational anomaly?
Its Alaska, so probably a moose.
The Zone is not known for being forgiving.
It's a pedestrian's fault. ~/s~
Probably the bike lanes.
there are no bike lanes (other than fully seperate walking paths, or things where a gutter might have been)
maybe a tree or branch falling on it?
I think the cab is missing a little bit of its Xtra
Those dents will pull right out
Little toilet plunger, little Bondo.
Hi Nick, is this still available?
Yet here i am with my 18 year old car that is actually running, still looks good enough with only minor damage, and not going to sell it because I couldn't possibly think anyone wants it. If I did sell it there's no way i could ask more than 1k.
You'd be surprised. I had a beatup 2005 Ford Focus that I bought for $500 to learn how to drive stick. The seat fabric was torn up and staind. Foggy head lights. Mildew smell after a rain. I donated it to a local radio station where they'd sell the vehicle to help support the radio station.
They sold it for $1500.
$3k seems to be the minimum for anything that can actually run and drive nowadays
$3k + $1k in parts/maintenance is more accurate.
16yo car, looks like shit because of a wrap that should've been taken off ages ago, scratches, curbrash etc. Got people asking me to sell it to them, leaving me notes behind the wipers, even freaking couriers asking while delivering a package. I could get like $3k more than what I paid for it.
You just gotta buy a roughly sports-car-ish cult classic / a car everyone wanted but is affordable now, and keep it when people want to buy cars (i.e. after covid). Shame, cause I promised myself / the car that it dies with me, either wrapped around a tree, or in a junkyard when its engine blows / it isn't worth it to replace the broken parts.
The moose and squirrel special
More like Toyota Needsacab
It started as an Xtracab but was downgraded to cab.
Through a process probably involving merlot
That's dragon damage