1995ToyotaCorolla

They REALLY like assassins creed

The safe word is

Grammar might not be on their mind while someone is hunting for them in their home

Goodbye

This is how it went down for me:

My senior year, they herded us into the auditorium for a 45 minute presentation on how you would be a total failure and will be scrubbing toilets for all of your days if you didn't sign up for college RIGHT NOW. After that, you were put in line for the recruiter where you'd pick your school and your major. When it came my turn, I told them that I wasn't sure and was thinking of trade school. The recruiter said "oh." and sent me back to class. The school seemed to care a lot less about my academic well being after that exchange. The Military recruiters were VERY interested in how I was doing though. Being a teen during the 00's was wild.

Oh, I hear ya. I'm a Wisconsinite, we take our dairy products very seriously

France might have taken butter to great culinary heights, but we Americans have taken it to dark depths many have thought unpossible

A charging pad takes up way less space, costs way less, and is something you don't have to plug into your phone.

Still, you could buy a whole bunch of nice MagSafe chargers for that kind of money. But what Swippitt offers is a tidier solution, one you don’t really have to think about.

I don't really know how much mental labor I'm performing placing my phone on the nightstand every night.

I find it very hard to resist the urge to eat the batter before baking. Also, licking the spoon/beaters is the best part of baking, bar none.

Having three arms lets me look at my phone and eat at the same time!

Get outta here tire kicker. The price is FIRM I know what I got