Donebrach

I doubt you actually do any of that. Lovely vague community esque language. Oh have a potluck and effect great societal change! Give me a break. Hapy olidays!

Javelin through the rear window. Not a crime becuase the Entropyetor is not a public registrar or capable of accepting facilitations while in non-vertical-conveyance.

Lights, general dystopia, annoyance at zombie like customers just roving the aisles; impeding my existence, never having what I actually went there to get.

Yeah. Big box stores are a fucking nightmare all the goddamn time.

And the worst part is knowing I could’ve given Jeff Bezos more money and caused myself less of a nightmare-time by just ordering whatever stupid shit I was looking for off Amazon and transferring the psychic damage to the warehouse and delivery drivers.

But all these memories… tears in the rain, etc. etc.

CEOs

it was seemingly resolved but I did get a $1600 bill years after getting some bloodwork done due to one of the myriad tests “not being pre authorized” After a millions backs and fourths between the billing department at the hospital and my insurance it was determined that what had happened was the 3rd party company that “authorizes” blood work (after a doctor orders it and insurance reviews it and the patient gets the blood stolen) had changed names and somehow the idiots in the billing department at the hospital that deals with this company on a daily basis somehow didn’t know this. Why was I the one who had to figure this out and not the people paid to do that? Only Brian Thompson knows.

Related, my insurance changed its name this July, let everyone know repeatedly for months, but that didnt stop some clerical agent at my drs. office to message me and say they don’t take my insurance and are beginning the offboarding process until I told them its literally the same company. Their response was basically the Ah, Eto… BLEGH meme.

I feel like these companies will change their names constantly just as another attempt to not pay out what they are supposed to.

where are those shifty italians when you need them?

Who doesn’t?

just looks like some random guy of mediterranean descent. I am sure there’s lots of dudes who look like that who’ve themselves murderized 1000s of Palestinians in the past week alone.

I am project 2501. I seek political asylum.

You can get whatever you want, but you have a $37,849.45 bill because you used the wrong door.

See, that door you used was operated by Attenya Healathus, not the Hospital, which is operated by Wellmeat (formerly Agape Plalauthis) so your care was not covered. If you had entered through the door (as outlined in your EOB) to the right, it would’ve only been an $800 copay for your splinter removal.

Semi related, recently I was referred to what I thought was a “specialist” from my doctor for a thing but I couldn’t myself determine if they were in-network with my insurance. Turns out what was implied to be a specialist was actually just a company that determines where to send people for this specific service, so we’re at the point that a primary care provider is working with a 4th party to deal with the 1st party and the 5th party is running services at the 2nd party and I am 1) the person responsible to figure out this insanity and 2) will likely be billed an obscene amount of money for something that should’ve been a 1:1 convo with a doctor and a hospital because one or five of the likely 30 people across 8 companies missed an email. (And you know all those people are they themselves dealing with the same nightmare and probably being paid a paltry $15/hr.