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[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 days ago (5 children)

False. Leg position is different, one allows additional bracing. NASA virgins caught red handed.

[–] MehBlah 19 points 5 days ago

This person fucks.

[–] nyctre 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How would one allow additional bracing? You can use the same amount of bracing for both, just depends on where the bracing surfaces are. What am I missing?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

In space, you are the bracing surface.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But do they understand the gravity of that discovery?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only a little, it is microgravity after all.

[–] MisterFrog 9 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Um acshually gravity in the international space station is not that much lower than on the surface of earth, just that they are weightless in orbit.

[–] untorquer 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wrong. The earth orbits the space station. Ignore the epicyclic motion of other nearby bodies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ah, good old relativity. Btw where did you learn about epicycles?

[–] untorquer 1 points 3 days ago

Name any documentary on the history of astrology e.g. The Cosmos

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[–] MrNesser 94 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hypothesis, theory, or experiment?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes, and in that exact order.

[–] Sterile_Technique 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Wouldn't the hypothesis be first, then tested via experiment, then after a significant amount of peer review finally confirmed as a theory?

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[–] Bahnd 83 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

To quote one line from Netflix's Inside Job.

JFK: We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy, but because I am hard.

[–] passiveaggressivesonar 20 points 6 days ago
[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 5 days ago

Did that get uncancelled by any chance?

[–] ATDA 33 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 5 days ago

Only in the South part of space

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Science has not gone far enough in this case. More research is needed.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Pull back on you nutsack and give her that emergency inch!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You had the perfect word to fit in there and instead you went with “gone”!? Come on man!

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[–] fargeol 21 points 6 days ago

« In space, 69 and 69 are the same thing »

[–] SkunkWorkz 14 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If you cum in space no one can hear it

[–] humorlessrepost 8 points 5 days ago

Nobody can hear your boner in space either

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

but floating cum is interesting. i wonder what the sperm does.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

finally we are getting results.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

this is more an epiphany than a discovery... 'a sudden realization or awareness to the reality of something'

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not if they proved it with a study and collected data!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yes, i would support this endeavor if we must be certain. for science.

so in the history of all space programs what are the odds no one has done the deed? im not sure i believe nasa when they say 'not us'.

[–] Sterile_Technique 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Tbh, it might actually be no one. For one, these are some of the most professional people on the planet - wildest deviations I can think was someone smuggling a sandwich on board, and one of them bringing a gorilla costume.

Two, a lot of being an astronaut is pretty undignified when it comes to waste management, and they can't just take a shower, so I'd wager whatever sponge bath they're able to pull off likely leaves a lot to be desired. So, not really prime sexy time.

And physically, sex in zero-g seems like one of those things that sounds fun on paper, but in practice would be a lot of work to the point of not being worth the effort.

...I do wonder what zero-g would do to gestation and development, especially over the course of multiple generations. Probably the kind of thing we should start with mice though - humans take too long.

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[–] Sam_Bass 7 points 5 days ago

just have to adjust the angle of your dangle

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Straddle vs ass presented. I don't see how no gs changes this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

I am volunteering for experimentation to prove this.

[–] portuga 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

If they are this wrong you can falsify them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Huh. Well that explains why those are my two favorite positions

[–] roguetrick 5 points 6 days ago

It's actually dependent on orientation to either the plane of the solar system or, if interstellar, the galactic plane. Once we become an extra galactic species, our anatomy will be such that this entire premise makes no sense.

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