portuga

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[–] portuga 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The green variety you shouldn’t brew as hot Just a broil (is that the word?) And also leave it longer in the “stew”

[–] portuga 20 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

A single water molecule has more hydrogen atoms than all stars known in our solar system (totally stealing this joke)

[–] portuga 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean you can’t figure it? It’s solely the best compression tool around that you can think of.

[–] portuga 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Since it’s not my country I vote for going diagonally

[–] portuga 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ding… dinner’s served

[–] portuga 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You’re so right. Azores (a part of Portugal) produces some great tea. Love the green variety

[–] portuga 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] portuga 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fun fact: in metric you don’t get as much shrinkage

[–] portuga 2 points 2 weeks ago

That looks pretty. And I bet it tastes how it looks

[–] portuga 19 points 2 weeks ago

What phase of cesar hair-do is he on? Goldy locks?

[–] portuga 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks 🤷‍♂️

[–] portuga 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is there life elsewhere on the universe?

Most likely

Does it move?

Shoot it

 

Since Ive offered him pretty much everything (under reasonable prices) like all kinds of games, ball games, skate etc, he also has a bike so I’m totally out of ideas

last gift was a cheap xiaomi sports bracelet which he loved, but now I don’t know how to up it…

A pair of socks? He only shows much love for me near the seasons 😂 so I told him santa was watching (of course he doesn’t believe in santa anymore). I might prank him but I need a backup gift, so… title

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