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[–] [email protected] 373 points 6 days ago (17 children)

Love that the entire internet, left, right, authoritarian, liberal, and everyone in-between came out to say “lol, get rekt, oligarch.” Nothing I’ve ever seen has been as unifying as this. Running for office under the banner of beheading CEOs might sincerely get you elected.

[–] makyo 172 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I think the powers that be underestimate our thirst for justice. This is the closest thing to justice for the rich we've seen in - maybe our lives?

I don't want to live in a world of vigilante justice but this kind of thing is inevitable when the system fails us for as long as it has.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

As a Brazilian living in Rio de Janeiro (golden handcuff effect), I highly agree. My country sucessfully improved human rights but as a collateral effect, gov't refuses to build more jails so jail overcrowding resulted in de facto decriminalization of theft, and police releasing criminals just a pair of hours they get caught - and nowadays cops can't even slap a scumbag in the face because our more important TV channel witch-hunts anyone who does anything that remotely resembles a potentially mild human rights violantion without even making questions to the parts involved, so we who live in the part of the city controlled by the government sometimes try to bring some vigilante justice... out of despair!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is the closest thing to justice for the rich we've seen in - maybe our lives?

That submarine popping.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

Karmic justice sure - aside from the kid who got roped into taking that voyage by his dad. Billionaires hubris treats the world as their plaything, and find out that nature doesn’t care about your net worth

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 days ago

Running for office under the banner of beheading CEOs might sincerely get you elected.

That would get my vote.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago (49 children)

As someone that could probably best be described as center-left (guillotine oligarchs yes, UBI yes, abolition of private property and free markets no), I do dare say that not a single common person on the right likes the billionaires either. It's just that their side of the political isle has been co-opted by the billionaires even worse than the "left" side because being anti-tax and anti-regulation is more useful to billionaires than pro-tax and pro-regulation.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Nah the right has one or three pet billionaires they outright worship.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

These one or three pet billionaires have done a lot of image building to achieve this. They're trying to be the "common man's billionaire" and "just like us". Musk spent a decade trying to appear like a nerdy engineer and when people started realizing he's a shitheel, he pivoted to the "the elites are after me, it's time for us to stop them together" shtick.

In general, the right (and I mean individual people, NOT politicians) hates billionaires almost as much as we do, but wrongly associates them with the left - but while it's true that some billionaires are left-wing socially, they're damn near all right-wing economically, because no billionaire is going to want to have less money.

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[–] athairmor 29 points 6 days ago

He’s not even an oligarch. He’s the oligarchs’ toadie.

If this reaches the real oligarchs, we might see some change—and backlash but backlash is inevitable if before real change.

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[–] [email protected] 171 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Over 100 Americans have died from diabetes since this guy was shot. Where are the headlines for all of them? Does the fact that they were murdered by a system instead of an individual make their deaths less noteworthy?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago

Also, there's something like an average of 47 gun deaths per day (not sure if this site is including suicides, if it is then it's roughly half without it). But CEOs matter more than Average Joe.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean to be fair we're all here clicking on this one to cheer at the guy. News organizations are going to run stories that get them clicks. While we may consider his death important and noteworthy, none of us are going to click and read an article about how Joe Random died from his heart failure or diabetes.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Repeat after me: healthcare should not be profit driven..

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Healthcare should not be profit driven.

You asked me to.

I'm glad that I live in a country with socialized healthcare.

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[–] [email protected] 202 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wow I think this is the first time I’ve seen this meme template used so appropriately.

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[–] Anticorp 129 points 6 days ago (9 children)

More Americans die every year because of lack of access to medical care than from all of our wars combined.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 6 days ago (4 children)

We have people like the Joker who give us philosophical questions about our civilization but we've yet to see a billionaire use their infinite money and resources to dress up in a suit and mask, fight crime and build a fancy car or jet with exotic weapons to fight real life villains.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 days ago (6 children)

we've yet to see a billionaire use their infinite money and resources to dress up in a suit and mask, fight crime and build a fancy car or jet with exotic weapons to fight real life villains.

That's a good thing, though. They may make for great movie and comic book fodder, but in real life, superheroes are pretty much just cops with fewer rules: rather than doing anything about the underlying causes of crime, they just beat up symptoms and theoretical bogeymen.

With his vast resources, Bruce Wayne could reduce crime by 75%+ by investing in prevention, but he prefers beating up people, most of whom are low level goons who probably turned to crime out of desperation, a lack of better options, or varying levels of coercion if not downright brainwashing by the main villains and their middle managers.

Batman would TOTALLY beat up a ton of entry level employees who AREN'T at fault as well as the CEO if insurance profiteering was illegal.

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[–] Glytch 32 points 5 days ago (5 children)

It's a good reminder that the people who oppress us have names and addresses.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

This might be the most accurate version of the original scene done in real life.

[–] thisphuckinguy 53 points 6 days ago (5 children)

No one is losing their minds. Most are quite satisfied with the news

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 days ago (5 children)

This is stupid because I have not seen one comment from anyone other than other CEOs that is not celebrating his death.

[–] SmilingSolaris 59 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's the point. You did it. You discovered the discrepancy. No one cares and Infact we are celebrating. However the police are pumping money into mass manhunt, news is juicing the story nonstop. 10k reward for info. Obviously the powers that be care and care a lot that a CEO got shot. You don't. I don't. And yet by time it's over, hundreds of thousands of dollars will have been spent in man-hours hunting this guy down. An amount of money that would be ridiculous if you or I got shot. No one would care. But a CEO? nYPD pulling out every stop they got.

[–] Boddhisatva 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

10k reward for info

Which is frankly hilarious. UnitedHealthCare group grossed $90 billion in the last 12 months and they are offering only a $10,000 reward for help finding the assassin. I bet their next CEO gets 10 to 100 times that much in just a signing bonus.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 15 points 6 days ago

why do I feel like flooding the reward info line with false information like we always do with the abortion manhunt forms.

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[–] Hiro8811 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Probably not on Lemmy but media did

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[–] rayquetzalcoatl 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Good job he died really innit, cos those medical bills would've been a bit pricey!

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[–] Chekhovs_Gun 47 points 6 days ago (3 children)

One death is a tragedy, 16m deaths is a statistic.

[–] surph_ninja 43 points 6 days ago

One ceo death is a targeted assassination. Multiple ceo deaths is a revolution.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

'Nobody panics when things go "according to plan."' -- as a software engineer, I assure you this isn't completely true. If things are too smooth, something is definitely, probably horribly and sneakily, wrong.

[–] LovableSidekick 16 points 6 days ago

"Any problem that goes away by itself can come back by itself." - fellow programmer I knew

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[–] EnderMB 33 points 6 days ago (11 children)

Uhh, correct me if I'm wrong, but the total population of America is 335m. If 16m people are dying DAILY, your entire country will be dead by Christmas.

If a 20th of the population dropped dead overnight, I would like to think that any nation would panic.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)

They may mean tomorrow in the metaphorical sense. Like "the world of tomorrow" kind of sense.

It also could just be an arbitrary/hyperbole number, to show how little the lives of the many mater to the news in comparison to the ceo.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Meh, I feel indifferent. Like I'm neither happy nor sad.

Funny thing about these CEOs is that they are universally hated across the political spectrum.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Kamala bragged on the campaign trail about how many CEO endorsements she had. That worked great!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Everyone is losing their minds because they're afraid there'll be a run on popcorn, not because anyone will miss a waste of space healthcare CEO.

If people don't feel like we can make things better with negotiation, this is where it goes. I'm not up for pretending I didn't see this coming.

This may be good time to be an experienced professional body guard, because there's a lot of healthcare CEOs left and no way was the alleged attacker (I didn't see shit!) the only person they've hurt.

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