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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kerning is the process of adjusting the space between characters in a proportional font to make text look more visually pleasing and readable

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BleatingZombie 10 points 3 weeks ago

This cheese has me keming

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

all caps keming...

[–] dance_ninja 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Well in this case maybe ker ning?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kern events

It was right there

[–] dance_ninja 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn that's so much better

[–] Viking_Hippie 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Awful kerning aside, I'd eat the shithole out of aged Gouda with cumin! 🤤

[–] Serinus 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh, someone did that on purpose. That's a full on space.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So that's why it has holes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That’s why we all have holes

[–] nifty 13 points 3 weeks ago

Eh I am sure someone’s into it

[–] jewbacca117 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ok sure but when I do it I get kicked out of the grocery store

[–] AllToRuleThemOne 7 points 2 weeks ago

Pair with italian meats o==3

[–] bruhduh 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mature indeed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Actually tasty tho :D

[–] jellyfishhunter 5 points 3 weeks ago

So that's what they meant with mature cheese.

[–] stoicmaverick 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Grammatically speaking, is that a statement or an order?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on what the past participle is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

In Amsterdam, there's definitely a few people that will take that as an order.

[–] LilDumpy 4 points 3 weeks ago

Are they hiring new cheese makers for this cheese? I'd be interested.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Do I pay the 12.99€ per piece? .... or are you offering 12.99€ per piece?

[–] stupidcasey 4 points 2 weeks ago

This is what I’m talking about, truth in advertising, why can’t McDonald’s say sewage sludge?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Romige komijnekaas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

nice font selection

[–] SpiceDealer 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Dutch never fail to innovate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmmmm, dick cheese

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Okay, if you insist.

[–] RizzRustbolt 1 points 2 weeks ago

"BRAEDYN! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

Trust me, nothing ruins the cheese more than cumin.