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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie 2 points 3 hours ago

This right here is the kind of blind confidence someone smart and self aware could never fake. You have to be so far up your own ass or a page strait out of the dsm to say some shit like this.

[–] DarkFuture 55 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

"At this point, I think I pay enough talented people who know things to make it look like I actually know things so I can focus on acting like a fool on social media platforms and interviews."

[–] Valmond 19 points 13 hours ago

And don't forget the little team that makes me believe it was me all the time!

[–] dejected_warp_core 73 points 14 hours ago (35 children)

Did... did he actually say this? I knew this guy was full of it, but that's a whole other level.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds very much like Trump's mode of speech. Best/biggest in history yadda yadda

[–] Tyfud 16 points 12 hours ago

This is Narcissistic behavior, not exclusive to trump, but only because trump and musk are both Narcissists of a high caliber.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago

Yep. Just watch any of Thunderfoot's musk videos and you'll see that clip featured at least once.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a kid my parents wouldn't let me make my own pinewood derby car, even though I had done one already without issue the previous year. My dad then proceeded to put a 1/2" drill bit through his hand while doing it for me. I always found that kind of funny.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

"See son, this is what can happen if you're too inexperienced."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Reminds me of the Starship Troopers scene "Why do we need to know how to throw a knife when we can just nuke the bugs?"

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[–] Sam_Bass 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Been around the orange so long he thinks he can lie and get away with it too

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Unfortunately he has similar real-world experience to trump’s: Be a total shitbag and get handsomely rewarded by it in the ways he cares about. I mean why care about being a horrible husband and father when there’s money and fame to be had?

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