TitularyDespotOfOstrich

>year 2025

>be fisherman in Nuuk

>start hearing Shaboozey playing on the ocean

>landing crafts appear in the distance

>F-35Cs fly over my head dropping 1000 pound bombs with written messages

>"vibe check"

>"bussin"

>Not like us starts blasting as first vessel beached

>bursts open spilling out broccoliheads wielding M4s whilst scrolling TikTok

>cybertruck in woodland camouflage stuck on rubble

>glacier behind me obliterated by ATACMS

>raw earth spilled everywhere

>17 year old drone operator with a chill guy sticker on his monitor explodes my small wooden boat with a suicide drone

>"Mission accomplished" fireworks flash bigly above USS Donald J. Trump aircraft carrier

(rambling) Give me all your uplemmingers or whatever essentially meaningless positive feedback is called on here.

This should be here, no?

^1^ https://www.researchgate.net/publication/287853332_An_overview_of_theories_and_hypothesis_pertaining_to_Mongolian_Bronze_Age_khirgisuurs_in_the_Hovsgol_Aimag_Mongolia

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