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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Also hot dog water

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[–] LovableSidekick 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This implies pasta was made for breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Probably going to have it with strawberries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Capellini with strawberry and mint sauce?

[–] Psythik 8 points 10 hours ago

You can use the pasta water to make a hell of a tasty alfredo sauce (or use to thicken up most Italian sauces really). That's the only use I've found for it so far.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

this reminds me of that one tlc episode where a woman scraped leftover spaghetti sauce from plates to reuse it and made lasagna in a dishwasher or some shit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Also, you used a paper filter, you dumb ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What's wrong with a paper filter for a pour over?

[–] Ironfacebuster 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It filters out the microscopic pasta chunks that you get to chew on if you brew it directly in the cup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

mmm delicious 😋

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (7 children)

zero waste

disposable coffee filter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

It's hard to tell, but it looks similar to my reusable hemp cloth filter. There's a chance it's reusable.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Fosheze 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I piss on my flowers every day, it's basically the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

it may be disposable, but it is also eatable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

So are the coffee grounds

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

It doesn't make any waste if you never dispose of the filter.

[–] camr_on 6 points 17 hours ago

I compost the filters

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

a metal filter would make the pasta water coffee taste bad

[–] proti 7 points 1 day ago

who knows how many times she used it already/plans to use

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Has she peed that day? Is that what she cooked the pasta in?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

ZERO waste, leave no trace.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You want to save water when boiling pasta? Stop using a big pot.

Pour the pasta into a skilled, add enough water to completely cover it and turn on the heat. Add a pinch of salt (not too much, as you will be eating all of it) and allow the pasta to cook. It will slowly absorb the water it needs and will normally leave little to none behind. If some water is left behind, use it to thicken sauces; the gluten in the water helps.

This works with every pasta, even spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

This is great advice and took me far to long to learn; I also tend to spare a little pasta water to pour over the pasta at the end, and remember to stir a ton!

[–] daggermoon 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)

She eats pasta for breakfast?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago

breakfast isn't magical, just eat whatever makes you happy.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

Meal prep maybe. But if I had the time and energy to cook it in the morning, I'd eat spaghetti all the time for breakfast

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[–] WereCat 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Next time use coffee water to cook pasta

[–] Agent641 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bathwater > pasta water > coffee water

Otherwise it's unhygenic

[–] Klear 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That may be, but a coffee shower sounds reasonable to me at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm already a full convert. Coffee shower, coffee scrub, coffee face mask, rinse, repeat. Repeat 6x daily for maximum benefit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

More like coffee drule, amiright?

[–] TotallynotJessica 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be better to boil, make the coffee, and use the rest of the water for pasta?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, because the water you use for coffee is converted entirely to coffee+wet grounds. Can't save there. But the pasta water isn't entirely absorbed by the pasta and the sauce.

Note that you can cook noodles in gay less water than used by traditional methods and then use the excess to make your sauce.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

gay less water

So... does that imply most water is gay?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean... its wet isn't it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Please don’t feed the pedants.

[–] Eheran 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So this is how you do an Italian pour over. Interesting...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Imagine using it for that Dalgona coffee everyone was making during lockdown. The creaminess from all that starchy water would be next level

[–] PineRune 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Just use pasta/rice water to water your plants. They will enjoy the extra nutrients.

Edit: maybe not, I'm not a scientist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

Pasta water is in fact an excellent thing to save... As a cooking ingredient.

Specifically, what you can do is freeze it in an ice cube tray, and then store the cubes in a Ziploc. A handful of cubes added to a soup, stew, stock or sauce will give it a smoother, more silky texture thanks to all the starch.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

I was wondering about this because that seems like a good idea upfront, but apparently:

  • The extra minerals and stuff is a very minor benefit for plants and will not substitute for fertilizer.
  • If you put salt or seasoning in the boiling water, don't use it for plants.
  • The starch might also promote mold / bacteria growth.
[–] Eheran 8 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Not sure if this is actually a good idea, either for inside or outside plants. The stuff that is dissolved in the water (mostly starch) does not help the plant at all, but it help microorganisms and they do not need to be good for the plant. Like mold.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Well, somebody had to try. If it worked, it could have become the next big trend at Starbucks®️ or some artisanal coffee shops.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Am I tripping balls?

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