Landless2029

joined 1 year ago
[–] Landless2029 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Landless2029 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You realize you can pick a target, make them withdraw all the cash they can from their bank accounts and load up a duffle bag at a drop site for you to grab. Then go home and die in their sleep... Or a car accident.

Didn't need to take out your own brother for a promotion.

[–] Landless2029 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure that's a Japanese soaking tub at The Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas.

Yes the windows are one way mirrors. Good way to finally fuck at a window with any risk.

[–] Landless2029 20 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

This guy death notes

[–] Landless2029 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Death by snu-snu got taken

[–] Landless2029 8 points 14 hours ago

Per the rules as written I'm going to say no. A person would have to go by a written name at the very least.

[–] Landless2029 3 points 14 hours ago

Then do what? You still have it in your hands.

[–] Landless2029 4 points 15 hours ago

Refresh. I threw him a bone.

[–] Landless2029 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You forgot the details!!

Kolanaki goes to a bar. There's a group of young attractive women having a "girls night out." Two women notice him. They both discuss who's taking him home for a fun night. Decide to make him choose blatantly.

Women approach. "If you had to pick one of us to turn inside out tonight who'd you pick?"

Kolanaki says "Both." With a smirk full of confidence. The women both glace at each other and smirk back.

He never wakes up from that night.

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For anyone that doesn't know about Death Note it's a fictional notebook from a death god. If you write someone's name in it while picturing thier face they die. You can also manipulate thier actions and method of death to some extent.

Death note rules.

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Egg for scale because I ate all my bananas.

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I got one recently. Happy with it.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/31312242

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23577052

The magic was inside you all along...

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