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[–] Blue_Morpho 112 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"Well I read in a book that I was there. I can't actually remember more than a few hundred years back."

Ashildr from Doctor Who was brilliant.

[–] kamenlady 36 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I'm wondering now, how our little brains would adapt to living like for thousands of years. Would we really start forgetting things that are waaaay back?

[–] De_Narm 81 points 3 months ago (29 children)

I've already forgotten most of my childhood and I'm only around 30. So I'd assume, yes.

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[–] Blue_Morpho 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You would forget most everything. Even big events would become fuzzy. Do you remember what you had for lunch on this date when you were 5?

[–] Glitterbomb 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's Friday. Rectangle pizza

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

A breadtangle of pizza

[–] SpaceNoodle 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Is that just regular pizza with rectangles on it?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] pressanykeynow 14 points 3 months ago

Yes and no, probably. You will remember important bits and will reconstruct/imagine other things just like you do now. Even with our short lifes not all the things you "remember" actually happened.

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[–] madcaesar 8 points 3 months ago

I SEEN IT!!

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Small nerd gripe. Maia is the singular form of Maiar. "I am a Maia," or "I am one of the Maiar" get you there

[–] Valmond 137 points 3 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 133 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 months ago (1 children)

something-something Núma Númenor

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

God, I love this community.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Doesn't matter. While that amazon shitshow tells a different story, Gandalf (as Radagast and Saruman) only arrived in the third age, long after the War of the Last Alliance. Gandalf might be infinitely older than Elrond yet wasn't there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I thought the way it was worded, it was still technically the second age?

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[–] Godric 76 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Hey Gandalf, fuck off. Were you literally there 3,000 years ago? Or are you just going "You're younger than me, so you know fuckall"?

Fuckin boomer

[–] yogi_pogi 7 points 3 months ago

That's my take.

Bro I was alive during Rodney King riots.

Doesn't mean my opinion is more valid than someone actually there.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Am I wrong or do the wizards not remember their lives before they were sent to middle earth?

[–] pressanykeynow 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think the original books ever told anything about it.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Iirc the books themselves didn't say, but Tolkien's letters say something to the effect of the Istari only having vague memories of their time as Maia, with the exception of things that they were explicitly meant to remember, e.g. Olórin's memories of being sent back after his physical death while fighting Durin's Bane.

They know that they are, in our parlance, embodied angels or minor gods, but they don't remember a ton of where they came from

[–] Pilferjinx 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do the balrogs have the same memory issues?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (10 children)

That's a very good question, and one that I don't know the answer to. I would guess no, as the point of the Istari losing their memories was to make them more like the people they were sent to save; it's not something about being embodied that made them lose their bodyless memories, it was part of their mission. The balrogs had no such mission

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[–] dustyData 39 points 3 months ago

I mean, sure he was alive. But he wasn't physically there.

[–] NineMileTower 24 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Is Middle-earth juxtaposed between Top-earth and Bottom-earth or Right-earth and Left-earth?

[–] mipadaitu 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Inner earth and outer earth.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The serious answer is it's juxtaposed with East and West. West being the Undying Lands of Valinor, and East being the much less well-explored Land of the Sun.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Christian Earth: 6000 years old

Middle Earth: 30,000 years old

Middle Earth wins again

[–] yogi_pogi 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jesus vs Gandalf power scalers go!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Modern depictions of Jesus are correct because after the crucifixion Jesus came back as Jesus the White.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't understand this so I looked it up.

https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Maiar

Pretty cool.

[–] pressanykeynow 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (15 children)

So there were five godlike beings sent to fight Sauron. Only one of them did his job.

I need to reword it.

You are the big cool powerful god. One of your servants, a minor much less powerful god does bad things to the world. So you send five your other servants just as powerful as the bad one to deal with him.

A lot of time passes. Three of those spend their time chilling. One joins the bad one. The last one turns out too weak. Who solves the problem? Four hobbits.

You really should reconsider your politics after that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t much of the power of the Maiar in diplomacy and setting events in motion? Gandalf was as much of an interloper and manipulator as he was anything else, and his hiring Bilbo as a thief was the penultimate piece of his mission, as inadvertent as I’m not entirely sure it was. Right? No, really, I’m kinda asking, I don’t know for sure.

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