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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽

[–] dejected_warp_core 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

So, "what in the isomorphic fuck" covers all the bases?

[–] Shardikprime 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains

Further you get Abelian fucks

[–] SlapnutsGT 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

A good point 😅

[–] nyctre 4 points 1 day ago

A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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[–] Dasus 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I take "what the absolute fuck" to mean there's a platonic ideal of "fuck" and that's what they're referring to.

But this did make me want to find out the etymology of "absolute" :

https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

There are absolutely imaginary fucks.

[–] HexesofVexes 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don't we?

[–] over_clox 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We already have irrational fucks, they're called politicians.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

[–] davidagain 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have "twisted fuck" we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

[–] Szyler 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Person 1: "fuck you!"

Person 2: "a real fuck to you to"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]

[–] samus12345 2 points 21 hours ago

Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that's not nearly as fun!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No that's simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn't involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

[–] over_clox 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

If I'm missing something here, please fucking let me know.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That fuck's a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

[–] over_clox 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

I've been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

[–] ik5pvx 8 points 1 day ago

...static fuck?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

"What kind of fuckery is this?"

[–] pyre 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it's not a math term

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

|fuck|

yes it is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

¿Porque no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, this is correct.

You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

Like, I'm about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have to real fucks to give anymore).

(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

[–] Hobbes_Dent 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

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[–] ArtVandelay 1 points 22 hours ago

It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

[–] Maggoty 5 points 1 day ago

Yes to all of those.

Source, my time in the Army.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] marcos 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lots and lots of possible interpretations for "I don't give a single fuck".

Including dozens...

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 5 points 1 day ago

I fucking love science

[–] Tzayad 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I've seen that video

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