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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 month ago (5 children)

No idea who convinced Trump this was a good idea - but THANK YOU!

[–] ronalicious 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm guessing it was his idea, and they couldn't convince him not to do it.

[–] Zombiepirate 35 points 1 month ago

I wonder if this will go on his resumé?

[–] Valmond 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's so sick of it all now, didn't even get a hamburner...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To do actual work? I doubt it.

[–] M137 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

There was no actual work done, the place wasn't open to the public so there was no pressure. I highly doubt he did more than look at the actual workers show how stuff is done and then pose for photos that make it look like he's doing anything.

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[–] Zombiepirate 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The only thing missing was JD Vance going into a tailspin while trying to order as the most awkward human being alive.

[–] ChicoSuave 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"yeah, burgers, fries, whatever seems appropriate. might want a drink but, yeah, whatever"

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"and what would you like to drink'

"Ok, good"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks, you too

[–] crank0271 3 points 1 month ago

"How long have you worked here?"

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[–] lemmy_outta_here 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now JD Vance should cosplay a Wal-Mart greeter: "Salutations, fellow human"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Have you met your breeding quota to preserve the white race?"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If he loses the election that's the picture everyone will go with. Although he's still dangerously close to winning.

[–] ThePyroPython 71 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Don't you think he looks tired.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He looks like the "ding fries are done" guy

[–] Exusia 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dawn of a new era of "Ding fries are done" powered by AI

[–] abigscaryhobo 2 points 1 month ago

Oh my God someone PLEEAASE. We need to get that made and going around.

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[–] GladiusB 9 points 1 month ago

He looks like a 4 year old that is forced to stand still for a Christmas photo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Doctor Who rules don't apply to trumples. They break any that inconvenience them.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How do you like your covfefe?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I have concepts of a plan to order Covfefe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So hot that I can sue about it

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

Vote anyway, so we can be sure to catch this type of expression after Election Day.

[–] FlyingSquid 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.

For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.

[–] WrenFeathers 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit man, I’m laughing my ass off! This was a solid burn!

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought maybe 'parasympathetic nervous system' was too obscure. I didn't even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.

But also, I decided fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It can’t be too obscure if we all have one ;)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The parasympathetic system is responsible for stimulation of "rest-and-digest" or "feed-and-breed"[4] activities that occur when the body is at rest, especially after eating, including sexual arousal, salivation, lacrimation (tears), urination, digestion, and defecation

I had earlier suggested he stick his dick in the fryolater...that sounds more likely to be something triggered by the parasympathetic nervous system than his head.

Although I've never heard "rest and digest" or "feed and breed" as comparable to "fight or flight". I suppose this is the mechanism of action for finding your way to a mans heart via his stomach.

"Feed and breed" will be definitely oing on the invitations for my next potluck-slash-orgy.

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[–] lennybird 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wondering if there will be any polling conducted on the success of this.

Like at best it's viral media attention as Trump always gets. I'm sure 4chan incels will be like, "kek he's so fuckin funny!" but beyond that, who is this for... ?

[–] MrMcGasion 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's for the other wealthy assholes who have never worked at McDonalds (or any other working-class job) and are so out of touch they think this is good outreach to the poors, showing Trump as a relatable everyman. They have no awareness of how much he just looked like a rich asshole who has never done any real work in his life, showing up to work an average job for a couple hours during the slow part of the day and walking away with a warped view of what it's like to be working class.

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 1 month ago

And they closed the store down so it wouldn't be too busy for him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's odd they'd even sign off on this as this is pretty much one of the blunders Romney made against Obama

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You say that like his team isn’t running their collective tongue around his rectum at any given time.

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[–] simplejack 10 points 1 month ago

It’s 2 weeks until the election, the big pollsters already have their final “likely voter” polls wrapping up / coming out and they’re pivoting to exit polling for early voters.

The odds of a Trump handberder poll are slim to none.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don’t need polls to know that the hamburger stunt will obviously give Trump as least a 20 point boost

/s

[–] WrenFeathers 4 points 1 month ago

*hamburder.

[–] stupidcasey 20 points 1 month ago

It’s good to know McDonald’s will higher people as down on his luck as this guy, felon in debt millions, can’t even do business in the state of NewYork anymore. Gives hope for the under dog.

[–] simplejack 13 points 1 month ago

It’s like an AI image prompt, but real.

[–] Snapz 6 points 1 month ago

Mmmommy wow!!! I'm a big kid naa-[pants shitting noises] now!

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