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[–] over_clox 132 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Did they study the paint chemicals themselves to see if that by itself was a natural bug repellant?

Did they check if the paint chemicals are even safe for cows?

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[–] essteeyou 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if it's just the white stripes (not the band)? Do white cows have the same number of flies? What if you paint them with black stripes?

Maybe those are answered in the article, but I'll never read it.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes. They had a control group with only black stripes along with an unpainted group. I would have to assume they also checked the paints for potential repellents, but I only skimmed the article.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6776349/

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[–] SmoothLiquidation 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I haven’t read the study, but most of these would need a placebo group, so divide the herd into thirds, one with no paint, one with stripes, and one fully painted white to get a baseline for each group. Also would be good to randomize which group each cow goes in each day so to rule out one cow who is especially tasty to flies.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Also blindfold the scientists and the cows so it's double blind. We don't want the cows acting in a fly-attracting way because of placebo.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've not seen the study referenced, but if I were doing it I'd have cows I painted with white paint, white stripes, black paint, and a control I left unpainted.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A control group where they mix the colors together and paint them grey would answer that

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[–] StaticFalconar 6 points 1 week ago

What if you actually read the study before asking questions πŸ˜…πŸ˜œπŸ€”

[–] wolfpack86 96 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tha smartest mother fucker in the room

[–] LordWiggle 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What is the burger tie for? To repel hippies?

[–] chonglibloodsport 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No it’s to wipe the sauce off his chin after finishing a burger!

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You're a hero.

FYI if this sort of study is your thing, Temple Grandin published her studies as a volume and they're quite good reading. More of them delve into human psychology than you'd think for someone who's famous for working with animals. Source: I paged through it while waiting in a book store

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[–] wieson 81 points 1 week ago

In the cited study with buckets, it was shown that striped and spotted surfaces attract fewer flies.

That makes me think if Nguni cattle Nguni cattle have an easier time with those pests.

If yes, that would be another plus for hardy landraces in place of overengineered, capitalmaxxed breeds.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 67 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So, I was able to convince a coworker that I had a friend who worked at our nearby zoo, and that my friend let me in on the secret that zebras aren't real, they're just horses painted to look like that, "big zoo is lying to us to get our money," you know.

Well, long story short I'm gonna need to steal this image from you and crop it, thanks.

[–] LordWiggle 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm going on holiday to Cambodia in February. Guess I'll bring my body paint supplies and run around in war stripes over my body.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

now that the song is playing forcefully in my brain i'm going to make you suffer with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

[–] roguetrick 5 points 1 week ago

Don't forget to pack a wife.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can confirm, insects are drawn to brightness

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[–] ummthatguy 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good for their physical health, but not great for their personal goals and expectations.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup. Large creatures knows better than to wear stripes.

[–] ummthatguy 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of any aspirations to not be a cow.

[–] TheTechnician27 11 points 1 week ago

My Chemilkal Romance

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why has evolution let these cows down?

[–] InverseParallax 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, we kind of hijacked evolution in favor of hypergrowth and ludicrous gazongas a long time ago.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hippity, hoppity. Your natural selection is now my property!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

In most places flies are more nuisances than actual threats to large mammals. But then, there are the tsΓ©-tsΓ© flies...

[Edit : Had previously written "horses" instead of "flies" by accident]

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[–] gmtom 23 points 1 week ago

I'm about to start dressing like beetlejuice

[–] HootinNHollerin 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a donkey I saw in Mexico painted like a zebra trying to trick tourists

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, but there's also the secondary market of people who think it's hilarious to get a photo with a donkey painted like a zebra to trick tourists. Lean into it a bit, like wrestling, it could be fun.

[–] HootinNHollerin 16 points 1 week ago

After 10 Pacificos I will in fact be leaning

[–] Cort 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is no donkey painted like a zebra, it's a majestic hybrid zonkey. Just 5 dollars to take a photo, or 3 for $10.

[–] HootinNHollerin 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ll come back after 10 Pacificos

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

If they figure out if it's the white stripes or black stripes that do the trick they could reach 100%.

[–] bi_tux 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I first read function as in mathemetical function, now I wonder, what the avarege zebras stripes function is

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Some horse fly blankets and hoods have a zebra pattern, probably for the same reason.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's where Hershey's Cookies and Cream chocolate bars are from!

[–] over_clox 5 points 1 week ago

Wait wait wait, I'm calling bullshit. I see no udders, nor any horns. That's obviously two people wearing a striped cow costume for Halloween, duh.

[–] Retrograde 10 points 1 week ago

What if the flies just hated the smell of the paint lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you say Beeflejuice three times....

[–] pjwestin 6 points 1 week ago

Interesting. A while ago, I read that zebra stripes were meant to confuse predators. Basically, the idea was that when they ran as a herd, their stripes made it difficult to tell where one zebra ended and the other began. I wonder if that's considered bunk now or if this is supposed to be an additional benefit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
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