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[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There's a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And 20% thinner fabric, so you're really getting screwed.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is this and where do I get one?

[–] pyre 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

find a crab and experiment until lasers come out of its eyes

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 2 months ago

That just sounds like a normal Tuesday evening for me.

[–] sheogorath 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just let me get my carcinization box from the back office.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh easy! Just do like they did water and outlaw bags of holding "for safety"

[–] _stranger_ 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If they're lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.

Edit: Implosion, sucks everything within 10 feet into the hole. I guess it's up to the DM if it sucks part of the plane in 😆

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Might? Will.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Think about it!

Do it!!!

Fuck these greedy bastards.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.

[–] TotalFat 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!

[–] ZeffSyde 4 points 2 months ago

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won't even be paid..

[–] subterfuge 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The only difference would be that everybody else could see what the scanner technician sees. =\

[–] jaybone 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I haven't been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.

This is not an issue:

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

[–] MehBlah 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Wonder no more 😂

[–] Crackhappy 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh holy shit you played that too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

On my TI-86 yo

[–] hOrni 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

He only climbed short rocks

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[–] ChonkyOwlbear 11 points 2 months ago

Rob Liefeld is designing clothing now?

[–] finitebanjo 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

TBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.

[–] TotalFat 8 points 2 months ago

You can dere-lickt my balls

[–] Surp 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Looks like what an ai thinks a trenchcoat with pockets is.

[–] Balthazar 7 points 2 months ago

What's your EDC?

[–] disguy_ovahea 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.

[–] Prok 2 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, they're all fake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

this is how i imagine EDC people carrying their 31 gadgets without a backpack

[–] Cadeillac 6 points 2 months ago

I thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy

[–] Nuke_the_whales 5 points 2 months ago

1990s comic book artists be like

[–] EtherWhack 4 points 2 months ago

Poor Jimmy. He never realized looking like a DEA trainee's plant was the reason he never sold his blow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No I want to do it just out of spite

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DillyDaily 20 points 2 months ago

I think it's "don't think about getting around plane carry on limits with this"

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