TotalFat

joined 2 years ago
[–] TotalFat 8 points 1 day ago

I believe he will aggravate people enough to riot, declare martial law, stay in power indefinitely a la some of these other clowns running some of these other countries into the ground.

[–] TotalFat 2 points 5 days ago

I don't see the Spinward Marches marked on this one

[–] TotalFat 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Evil microbes with little goatees..

[–] TotalFat 2 points 1 week ago

"I know a little German.. He's standing over there! "

[–] TotalFat 5 points 1 week ago

It's a very nice stool sample, OP. No matter what anyone says about the nomenclature.

[–] TotalFat 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hail! Cone-bra Commander!

[–] TotalFat 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For me it'd have to be Ultima II, aka Time Bandits: The Videogame. Although back then, both had those cool cloth maps.

[–] TotalFat -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...said the mouse in the maze.

How about climbing over those walls, up the leg of the biggest scientist, enter through the eye socket, and hollow out that skull. That's all the validation anyone needs. Yum!

[–] TotalFat 8 points 2 weeks ago

2 Girls 1 Dreidel

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[–] TotalFat 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

"It's not the heat, it's the humidity."

- Southerners

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submitted 6 months ago by TotalFat to c/fuck_ai
 

**Me **

Can you describe a potential new food item for a company like McDonald's that uses insect-derived proteins and would be marketed to Americans

**Copilot **

Absolutely, I'd be happy to help brainstorm a new food item for a company like McDonald's that incorporates insect-derived proteins. Given the increasing interest in sustainable and alternative proteins, I propose a new item called the "McCricket Protein Bowl". Here's a detailed description:

McCricket Protein Bowl

Ingredients:

Cricket Flour Tortilla: A soft tortilla made from cricket flour, which is high in protein and has a subtle, nutty flavor. 

Black Beans: A hearty serving of black beans for added protein and fiber. 

Grilled Vegetables: A mix of grilled bell peppers and onions for a smoky flavor and added nutrition. 

Cricket Protein Chunks: Pieces of cricket protein that have been seasoned and cooked to perfection. They have a unique, savory flavor and a texture similar to grilled chicken. 

Avocado and Corn Salsa: A fresh salsa made from ripe avocados and sweet corn. This adds a creamy texture and a sweet contrast to the other ingredients. 

Chipotle Sauce: A smoky, spicy chipotle sauce that adds a kick to the bowl. 

Unique Selling Points:

Sustainable: Cricket protein is a sustainable source of protein that requires less land, water, and food compared to traditional livestock. 

High-Protein: This bowl is packed with protein from both the cricket flour tortilla and the cricket protein chunks. 

Delicious: Despite using unconventional ingredients, this bowl is flavorful and satisfying, with a variety of textures and tastes that work well together. 

This new food item could appeal to adventurous eaters, those interested in sustainable food sources, and health-conscious consumers looking for high-protein options. It's a bold move that could put McDonald's at the forefront of the alternative protein trend. However, it's important to note that introducing insect-derived proteins to the American market would require careful marketing to overcome potential consumer hesitations.

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Man-eating Pelicans (self.askbiologists)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by TotalFat to c/askbiologists
 

How big would a pelican need to be to generally be capable of swallowing grown humans whole? What body changes would we expect to see in such an organism? Thanks in advance for your educated insight. Also sorry for the split infinitive. Just call me Captain Kirk!

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by TotalFat to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Encourage those impacted directly to create a new community so people can opt-in or out as desired. Please!

Seriously though.. Is it the anniversary of the invention of the jeans or what? Is this an attack?

EDIT: I can see I've made a fundamental error in the appraisal of this community. As I am newly old, I've resorted to the "get off my lawn" approach to a decidedly mild irritant. I will retract my proposal and agree to "live and let live."

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