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Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
That's a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably ~~someone~~
a robotic voice
Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.
Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe
Good way to eat noodles imo.
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.
The fedora of kitchenware!
m'soup
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If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
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We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
Forks are diet spoons.
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
Norway
You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.
A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫
/s
Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
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Not with that attitude you can't
TIL
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
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Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.
Liar. Fill the slits and try to eat soup.
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