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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The funniest thing here is Melania actually looking at Cadet Bonespurs.

Melania would jump for joy if Donnie pulled the trigger and divorced her. The pre-nup would kick in and she'd be free.

They didn't just have separate bedrooms in the White House; they slept on different floors.

https://www.businessinsider.com/melania-trump-separate-room-separate-floor-white-house-2019-12

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They didn't just have separate bedrooms in the White House; they slept on different floors.

While I have no problem believing that, you are quoting an article which serves as advertisement to a book which was not out yet at the moment that article was published. That is pretty weak chain of "evidence"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did a quick search of 'Trump and Melania separate bedrooms' and went with the number one response.

I've yet to see a report that in any way indicates they have anything like a cordial relationship.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they slept on different floors

She probably had some furniture dragged across the door too. Just in case.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For the first six months of his term they slept in different cities. She refused to leave NY for young Barron's sake. I don't usually bring minors into politics, but i just realized that Trump's own son was apparently fine with not living in the same house as Daddy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 6 points 1 week ago

He... finished his school year?

[–] Twoafros 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I know we shouldn't make memes of the orange man going down on Laura but if those meme did exist I think his fascist loving base would have a hard time processing a man going down on a woman

[–] P00ptart 55 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I know a guy who won't even go down on his wife cause "dicks have been in there". Bro, you're so scared of cock that you won't go down? You realize she's sucked dick too, right? Do you kiss her?

[–] Soup 15 points 1 week ago

By that logic, has he ever used a public restroom? Other men’s bare asses have touched the same toilet seat! Sometimes it’s still warm!

Also, presumably, she showers. And going down on someone doesn’t usually involve diving headfirst inside; it’s really 99% on the surface. And you know he fucking loves blowjobs as if she needs to be ok with doing that, as if none of the same shit applies to him.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that one of those guys who refuses to wash his ass crack in the shower because it's totes gay

[–] P00ptart 1 points 1 week ago

Probably lol but we didn't get that deep.

[–] someguy3 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] P00ptart 6 points 1 week ago

In a row?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That’s a fair point. It is the ticket hopelessly steeped in misogyny. Meme-ing that would probably bother them almost as much as “weird” does.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're correct, but you have to stop trying to hold people without morals or integrity to the standards of people with them. Frankly, they don't care. Nobody cares about this because we already know what a scumbag Trump is. It would be a scandal for Kamala because our expectations are so much higher for her, a decent human being, than for Trump, a pile of fetid excrement in a human skin suit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Human skin? Maybe it is just orange leather.

[–] A7thStone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] barsquid 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do one but with Melania looking the other direction at Trudeau.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You think Melania's sliding into Trudeau's DMs now that he's single?

[–] Nuke_the_whales 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure Melanie has a couple of guys in Manhattan. I doubt she has touched Trump in years

[–] GladiusB 9 points 1 week ago

She married him for money. Not for sex

[–] Wogi 4 points 1 week ago

I doubt she waited until he was single

[–] AA5B 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not to mention being this close to someone younger than their child

[–] peopleproblems 22 points 1 week ago

Somehow you managed to make her look even less human than she usually does. I'm impressed

[–] DandomRude 13 points 1 week ago

How many wives have there actually been so far? I'm afraid I've lost track. I only vaguely remember that one of them apparently fell down the stairs and was then more or less buried on one of his golf courses for tax reasons.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Funny enough, this meme would also work with JD's face in the background.

[–] postmateDumbass 7 points 1 week ago

The mail order contract Melania came over on only has so many option years. Time for new blood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately Trump cheating is probably boosting his numbers with his base. Probably even the evangelicals. They believe in inequality, and Trump as their chosen Fuehrer is meant to have extra special rules.

[–] rsuri 4 points 1 week ago

Forget the right not shutting up about it. If Kamala did this the top headline not just on Fox News, but on CNN, would be: "Kamala Refuses to Answer Questions About Speculated Affair With Far Left Influencer" subheadline: "Democrats question fitness to continue campaign"

Heck right now CNN's doing more reporting on Emhoff's affair from years before he met Kamala than they are on whatever Trump is doing with Loomer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Association based morality is a hell of a drug.

Everything Kamala does is at best annoyingly misguided because she's "one of them."

Everything Trump does is at worst excusable because he's "one of us."

They don't have principles, they believe the good people need to be protected and that the bad people need to be punished, and that what decides good from bad is who they are, not what they do.

I blame the Calvinists. Fuckers pull predestination out of their rancid anuses and we've all been suffering for it since!