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[–] riodoro1 176 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plot twist. The person holding the pot is Andre the Giant.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One for my favorite fun facts about Andre's drinking...There were times he got so drunk and would pass out in hotel that they'd have to simply leave him there because he was too big to move.

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[–] Venicon 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Usually I drop onto the carpet after opening Grindr

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 70 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

those teens didn't die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

They rose up 3 days later

[–] UncleGrandPa 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

5 lies in only 3 sentences....

Impressive

[–] FilthyShrooms 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They left out that you need to inject it with a needle

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

(/s, of course. Shouldn't be necessary but this is the internet....)

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Did you freebase the devil's lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin

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[–] Kyrgizion 54 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It's only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Snorting it is the only safe way, I hear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

But don't grind it down first.

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[–] yokonzo 38 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Bitch that's barely a gram

[–] over_clox 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.

Yay microplastics!

[–] jaybone 9 points 2 weeks ago

I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

No, it's an eighth of a pound. Didn't you see the baked in text?

Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE

DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!

[–] over_clox 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I piss in the pot, I smoke from a bowl..

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[–] BowtiesAreCool 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

That’s not even one whole marijuana

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

You are undead now, just like Jesus

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died.....

I got better

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Ugh, teenagers are just the worst. Thank you marijuanas!

[–] Got_Bent 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I'm nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.

[–] xantoxis 23 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like "Christians against the pot" gives the game away.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

No no longer think it's cool. Now I think it's AWESOME.

[–] Snapz 24 points 2 weeks ago

My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger's pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she's dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] over_clox 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

True that.

Or stick with a trusted supplier. And even then, still be cautious.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are Christians such prolific liars, anyways?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Cause they all learnt from the same book of lies

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

An 8th of an 8th of an 8th.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 9 points 2 weeks ago

Enough fentanyl to kill a precinct of LA's finest.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I should have died 6000 times

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

🎵 And I should have died 6000 more 🎶

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[–] Snapz 17 points 2 weeks ago

"You wouldn't download the pot..."

[–] jaybone 15 points 2 weeks ago

Are those fingers circumcised?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

La lechuga del diablo.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I took a huge bong hit not knowing their shit was potent AF and got sent to the shadow realm once, does that count?

[–] fox2263 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!

[–] danc4498 9 points 2 weeks ago

That’s a huge hand.

[–] troglodytis 9 points 2 weeks ago

Damnit, Jesus! How many "then I died" stories you gonna come up with?

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