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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.

The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

[–] CrayonRosary 4 points 4 weeks ago

I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.

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[–] JayObey711 3 points 4 weeks ago

They didn't use bots to upvote that one video from the internet's edgy gore phase, that includes a woman and eating cereal in a disgusting way? Very unlike the internet.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What is wrong with people man wtf do you mean warm coffee cereal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] frunch 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

¯\_(ツ)__🤌

[–] hark 29 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Why the extra sugar? Is the cereal not sugary enough? Even the "healthy" cereals tend to have too much sugar, plus the milk has a bunch of sugar.

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[–] Sprinks 27 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

That doesnt seem terrible to me, but I also married someone who pours orange juice on their cereal. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that's the most 'wtf' thing I've read on here in a few days.

btw you dropped this: \

[–] Sprinks 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] JayObey711 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you mean orange juice on oats? Because that apparently works and the two combined are healthy or whatever. Or do you mean full on cinnamon toast crunch, frosted flakes type shit? Frosted flakes doesn't actually sound that bad.

[–] VelvetStorm 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oj is really not that healthy. It has a ton of calories and is almost pure sugar. As a type 2 I can't have any, and if I can't have it, then no one should, lol. God, please just let me drink oj and eat rasins again.

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[–] Coffee_Addict 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 weeks ago

Even more proof that vtubers are degenerates.

[–] MrJameGumb 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Breakfast cereal with warm milk???? 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal

[–] MrJameGumb 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright... Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though

[–] Nikelui 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Regarding hot or cold milk, it's up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).

[–] MrJameGumb 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, it's supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!

[–] Nikelui 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.

[–] MrJameGumb 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!

[–] wjrii 3 points 4 weeks ago

AND MY ~~AXE~~ SPOON!

Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I'll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.

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[–] qarbone 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever

[–] Nikelui 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

I sure hope you don't repeat until you're full

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

Imma fight y'all.

No milk. Use fil (sour milk), yoghurt or something similar. Put cereal on top, no mixing. The cereal touching the "liquid" get soggy while the rest stays crisp giving the best texture heterogeneity. Berries are awesome, frozen a super convenient alternative. If using frozen mix these with dairy before adding cereal.

Your fermented dairy of choice brings a nice crispy and fresh acidity to the meal. And if it (still) have an active bacterial culture it is super good for your gut.

Muesli is best cereal.

Honey only approved sweetener.

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[–] lessthanluigi 11 points 4 weeks ago

Average YouTube cooking video

[–] Crackhappy 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I've got this beat. I love eating cheez-its with milk, like it's cereal. Absolute best way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave for disruption of the peace

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok I'm ngl that sounds like excellent.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Heat the coffee
  2. Add a splash of coffee
  3. No sugar, just coffee
  4. No cereal, doughnuts
  5. Repeat until you're full
  6. Drink the leftover

If you don't do it this way, it's ok to be wrong

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Heart palpitations at breakfast let's gooooo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Add yogurt to bowl

Add cereal to bowl

Stir

Enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

A fellow truther.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most "crunchy" things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

i agree on soggy cereal, especially on cinnamon crunch.

[–] teft 3 points 4 weeks ago

You know, just when I think I have reached self actualization I read a post like this.

[–] HowManyNimons 3 points 4 weeks ago

All I need is steps 2 and 6.

[–] johannesvanderwhales 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 3 points 4 weeks ago

I've been doing this for decades, I just omit steps 1 and 4.

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