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The "correct" way to eat cereal with milk (fedia.io)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes
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Original post: Xitter

Various responses in one unwieldy image: https://fedia.io/media/ce/5c/ce5c5637ce2bf3a36e18264580d48e416d3052bba2db4a9f4c8b7e0a44f87275.webp

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

[–] CrayonRosary 4 points 3 months ago

I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

i skimmed over the not and thought it was a normal comment anyway.

[–] nandeEbisu 1 points 3 months ago

I didn't know that how you were supposed to do it. They really should put the preparation instructions on the box.