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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of when Kelloggs did an ad in the UK asking people share how they eat Corn Flakes on social media.

The top answer was put the Corn Flakes in a bowl and pour cold milk on top of it, big surprise.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I eat mine while not masturbating, as God intended.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shortly after an enema, as John Harvey Kellogg intended.

[–] CrayonRosary 4 points 2 months ago

I do a yogurt enema, as he often prescribed, then eat the yogurt with cornflakes on top.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You know I very rarely eat cereal while masturbating maybe he was on to something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

i skimmed over the not and thought it was a normal comment anyway.

[–] nandeEbisu 1 points 2 months ago

I didn't know that how you were supposed to do it. They really should put the preparation instructions on the box.

[–] JayObey711 3 points 2 months ago

They didn't use bots to upvote that one video from the internet's edgy gore phase, that includes a woman and eating cereal in a disgusting way? Very unlike the internet.