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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They smell like plastic, metal, complex hydrocarbons, and death.

[–] CMDR_Horn 28 points 3 months ago

To be fair, they only develop that hint of death just the once.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Richard Stanley was hired to direct "The Island of Doctor Moreau" but was replaced by John Frankenheimer after a few days of shooting. However, Stanley considered the film to be his baby (he co-wrote the script) and didn't want to leave. So he disguised himself as one of the mutants and secretly remained on the shoot.

You can watch the documentary about the shooting of this B-movie and it's full of weird details like that. It's called "Lost Soul: the doomed journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Doctor Moreau"

[–] CitizenKong 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He also directed The Color out of Space with Nicholas Cage recently.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (4 children)

People may think he's crazy, but part of psychedelics is hypersensitivity. I doubt he could actually see in the dark and smell landmines, but his brain probably recognized very small details and fabricated hallucinations based on what little he did pick up on.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I sort of believe the seeing-in-the-dark thing. I was at an LSD party with my friends one night and we took a black frisbee out onto an unlit field (no moon) and threw it around without once dropping it. We just knew where everybody else was and where the disc was at all times. I dunno, maybe we could smell the frisbee.

[–] elfin8er 18 points 3 months ago

Your pupils get massive when you're on LSD, so I wouldn't be surprised if they're able to let in more light to let you see better.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was anybody smoking? We always take a drag when we want the disc in the dark, bright cherry gets the toss

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

No smoking - we'd never put weird chemicals into our bodies!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Contrast in the dark is far better on psychedelics, I assume because of the massive pupil dilation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No expertise here, but I wonder if neurons are more excitable on LSD. If every cell in your retina and optic nerve is trigger happy, you'd see more in the dark. More noise, too, I suppose.

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[–] yamanii 50 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Petition for OP to crop the horizontal image from the vertical borders.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

If you add a section to eviscerate those erroneous commas, I will sign that petition.

[–] cholesterol 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if his memory of 'seeing in the dark' stemmed from his pupils being extremely dilated.

[–] SirDerpy 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. But, I'm sure the visuals didn't help.

[–] tourist 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair they didn't specifically say what he saw in the dark.

Night patrol or machine elves. He saw what he saw.

[–] SirDerpy 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

For example, a hypothetical, in low light the LSD has synapses firing so fast that one is very aware of every presence around them. But, everyone is a shadowy monster with glowing eyes. The color of their eye glow indicates their instentaneous level of hostility.

The distortion of perception brings the subconscious to awareness. This is why hallucinogenics can sometimes be therapeutic. But, as the dose increases, so does the effect of the subconscious. Take too much and the perceptions no longer have much basis in reality.

If anyone's reading this and curious, don't take LSD. There's no escape from a bad trip. Try mushrooms instead. I keep a little around for when my head can't reason out what the fuck my heart and ego are choosing.

[–] Nutteman 7 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Listen up, buster, don't you go trashing LSD just because you don't like it. Many people, including myself, have had great experiences that, while different from mushrooms, were just as if not more profound while on LSD

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

everyone is a shadowy monster with glowing eyes

I used to live next to a big lake in Florida. One night while I was tripping, I walked out to the lake and shined my flashlight out on the water and saw hundreds of pairs of eyes looking at me. Figured it was the start of a bad trip and went back inside. A few days later (not tripping) I went back out with my flashlight and saw the same hundreds of eyes. Fucking gators.

There’s no escape from a bad trip. Try mushrooms instead.

Mushrooms can give you a pretty bad trip as well, but at least it doesn't last as long as acid. My advice for either one is make sure you have people around that you love and trust - being alone or being with strangers can be bad news.

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[–] niktemadur 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let's pause for a moment and focus on that intent:
I'm going to take LSD in a war zone.

It's like the psychedelic revolution smashed right into The Right Stuff test pilot daredevil attitude. Some people truly seem to be made different than you and me.

That said, it probably wasn't one of those legendary "heroic doses", as a certain low-to-medium range (which varies from person to person) does sharpen awareness of things we normally filter out automatically.

If this guy did LSD in a war zone, he's probably done it many times before, is familiar with its' effects, a medium dose for him might be a heavy one for the rest of us... mere mortals.

[–] mojofrododojo 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude read about Dock Ellis's no hitter and said hold my beer and watch this

[–] in4aPenny 4 points 3 months ago

I love that story.

[–] postmateDumbass 5 points 3 months ago

Dude went full Dennis Hopper for real.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure that's Harlan Williams.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

See ya later, pups!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not saying he could smell landmines, but apparently elephants and rats can.

Though I'm assuming their snouts are fairly close to the ground.

Who knows, maybe LSD unlocks the part of our brain which can smell landmines, and he was spiderman crawling in front of the camera crew, sniffing around like a TSA dog.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Rats definitely can (also for TB), and you can sponsor them to do so: https://apopo.org/

Magawa was a famous example: https://time.com/6138994/magawa-dies-landmines-cambodia/

[–] DMBFFF 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe somewhere in the DoD, someone is thinking of setting up an experiment on this.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That video is one of the best and oldest I can remember, from back when you saved videos to the cool videos folder because YouTube didn’t exist yet. Poor guy in the beginning having a bad trip. The soldier throwing the headphones down like “I can’t fucking do this”, cord stretched across the tree, while absolutely laughing his ass off always gets me. I wonder how many micrograms they were dosed with. Ahh, tripping in the woods.

“He himself then relapsed into laughter”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Holy shit they gave them bazookas. Mad lads, the lot of 'em.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, you guys can't smell landmines? I thought everyone could do that!

[–] ivanafterall 17 points 3 months ago

I wish I couldn't. It's extremely distracting as I'm trying to go about my daily routine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shortly after that he made Hardware, a pefect Christmas movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_9tKss2_oU

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[–] Maggoty 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Almonds. Explosives smell like almonds. Or cow shit. Depends on the kind.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Cool but please crop it next time, it's annoying on mobile.

[–] random_character_a 12 points 3 months ago

It's not stupid, if it works.

[–] Towerofpain11 8 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lol!! This crazy ass. He just got lucky af.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Like battery acid/Plasticine and cheap cookware. Kind of like the used pots aisle of a Goodwill

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Fuggin' goat!

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