Nutteman

joined 1 year ago
[–] Nutteman 4 points 3 hours ago

I have a copy of The Weird World of Glenn Baxter that delights and confuses me with every read

[–] Nutteman 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The specification of penis size makes this read like some real good satire lmao

[–] Nutteman 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

David Schwimmer with a Matthew Perry mask on

[–] Nutteman 9 points 1 week ago

I thought there was a little room under ground with people watching cameras underneath each intersection to control the lights

[–] Nutteman 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Death stranding. It's a meme. Kojima called it "the first strand-type game" without elaborating on that in a way that made sense to mass audiences. Sorry for the late reply somehow missed this.

[–] Nutteman 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You really won't be able to take the word back, it's been stained permanently. It's maybe best not to focus on the lack of sex part and start focusing on yourself. People will notice. Working on yourself is attractive. People who never gave you a thought romantically might suddenly realize you've worked to improve yourself and look at you with fresh eyes.

[–] Nutteman 49 points 1 week ago

The contract of tolerance requires swift shutting down of the intolerant 🤛

[–] Nutteman 4 points 2 weeks ago

His name is Webb but we refer to him as scooby or scrappy a lot hahahah

 
[–] Nutteman 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

What if he used his shotgun for good instead of evil

😌

👉👈

[–] Nutteman 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lame, but also understandable

[–] Nutteman 16 points 3 weeks ago

MmmmEEEEE FLAVORED WATER, 13 CENTS!!

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