tourist

Please don't floor it when you see my indicator light telling you that I would like to merge

you must only consume piss

No one whoever drank piss died because of it

I was meant to be doing something but I got distracted

I have no idea what I was meant to be doing because I smoked the mystery joint

I think most of it was probably blue cheese

A company who wants kernel level access to your system for "anti-cheat" is being run by psychopaths with no concept of personal boundaries

adds up

Yes

Never put your fentanyl in such a big syringe

It will fuck you up

Friend sent me a video of a still image of a man on public transit who uncannily looked like pregorollzhin, set to that song in the MGSV opening credits.

The man who sold the world

I think

I'm in South Africa: purchasing cannabis products on the clearnet. The law is, you're allowed to have cannabis on your own property, up to like 1.2kg or something few people can reasonably accumulate. You can grow 4 plants.

You can provide cannabis as a gift without "remuneration". i.e. you can't buy or sell it

Meaning, you join a "social club" where your spontaneous membership fees coincidentally directly correlate to the THC metabolite concentration in your urine. This is the legal grey area.

But the cops here are still stupid fucking cops. Got a bag of 4g Jack Herer in a Ziploc bag with beautiful artwork on it on the way home from the dispensary?

SIR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE DEALING OF DRUGS. You either pay a stupid bribe or they throw you in jail for a night or a weekend until a lawyer can come bail you out and the case never goes to trial.

They did not do enough police reform after the official end of apartheid.

My armchair psychology theory is that it is the same brain mechanism why people smoke cigarettes.

We know smoking cigarettes is bad. Cigarette smokers know smoking cigarettes is bad, but they can't stop.

Obviously addiction plays a part, but they won't switch to nicotine gum, nor zyns/snus nor even vapes

I may have fallen out of touch, but I don't think so.

The last sturgeon meme I saw was was Charlie Wonka asserting that he was a sturgeon

Must have been two years ago almost

game was too hard for my smoothie brain

also the AI voice actors are kinda rude and sound very bad by today's standards

the engine is off
you left the brakes on
stop fucking with the egg yoke I swear to god I will BSOD;you

anyone have recommendations for flying games that were made for dipshits like me?

The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.

I will die on this hill.

Is anyone sleeping easy?

I think I've burnt through my body's weight in indica in the last 6 months alone trying to doze off