tourist

not see what

man Id be fucking hilarious if I went outside

/0

edit: what was that meant to do

mamma mia

nah I think a lot of planning went into this

"Please don't tell anyone I showed you my penis, I'll give you $250k"

You make a very good point and are clearly a lot more knowledgeable than me.

I'm going to rephrase. Windows 11 was shitty from the start. I can defend that statement, which we both agree with, to save my ego from internal bleeding.

They keep adding shitty things to it.

I skimmed an article on enshittification yesterday

It mentioned Windows

Can something be enshittified if it was shit from the start?

You can't lay a finger on an oligarch, so no one bothers.

Law: He'll get pardoned, pre pardoned and whatever other bullshit he can think up.

Pitchforks: People have to unwillingly partake in the machine or the machine will crush their family. They can't risk going up against the security detail of one of the richest people alive.

Marijuana: sorry that's about as far as I can type for the night.

Main takeaway: That is a very good question that too few people will ask themselves before it affects them.

Why'd he finish the hairline lmao

The entire top dome

Turds gushing like a broken damn

Uhh, I guess one could argue that it's poetic? Like he knows he's a piece of shit. He knows there are other pieces of shit. But he's too stupid to know that there are probably admins in multiple time zones when you go to sleep, NLP-powered blacklists and other automod tools. (I'm assuming)

wait did he set his username to specifically call you a slur?

we are definitely not smoking the same strain

probably not even smoking the same substance

I don't mean crack or bath salts or whatever

I mean like, carbon monoxide, leaded gasoline and rare deliriants.

Didn't know I was talking to a mod, so wasn't intending to ass-kiss. Uh let me say something to prove I'm not biased but not break the rules.

Your 2nd favourite song probably isn't all that great

Managed to confuse someone besides myself while high

fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement

business acumen or something idk I'm high as fuck

tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren't dogs.

...

While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.

With high doses of cannabis, for me, it's "think fun thoughts = feel good feelings". Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I'm not just saying that. It's cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie

(As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)

(That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)

hi, yes, piece of shit here

where do I get more of them cute doggy memes with the subtle threats in those stylistic fonts

Also, like what breed of dog is that