tourist

joined 2 years ago
[–] tourist 25 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I imagine there are game devs who were laid off by the studio of the game they are playing getting extra pissed.

Like, they may know why a game breaking bug is happening and how to fix it, but they can't, because the dipshit CEO wanted another yacht.

[–] tourist 3 points 22 hours ago

The only ads I get are from temu vaguely aligned with my interests

I do not sell drugs, I'm on the other side of that market

flute kinda looks like a fancy penjamin

I like using shotguns in videogames sometimes. I've only seen a real one a handful of times.

[–] tourist 26 points 22 hours ago

I forgot which community this was lmao

[–] tourist 10 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Edibles sends my consciousness to the ĕ̶̢̜̭͚̃i̸͍̍̀̕g̷͉̺̔h̶̦͓͒͋ť̴͎͙̗̀e̸͓͈̔e̶̘̼̺̺̓́͒ͅn̴̞̭̂͌͌͝͝ṫ̸͖̲̲͊̊h̴̟̥̱̎̔͘ͅdimension

I prefer herb/vape. Means I can still play videogames or more deeply appreciate music or shitpost on Lemmy right now

[–] tourist 28 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

oh fuck

That's horrific. I hope your relationship ended amicably?

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glow rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 23 hours ago by tourist to c/[email protected]
 

my brother and his friends graduated with (3 year) degrees in CS and can't land any jobs

all the relevant LinkedIn job listings have 100+ applicants

is this a geography problem

[–] tourist 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Both the pronunciation and the literal sounds of "Two Buffalos violently dropping dead with a single shot fountain" are consistent with the other stories I've heard about Taco bell

Why do people keep eating there

[–] tourist 7 points 1 week ago

When Bobby Kotick read this he probably aperture clenched his asshole so tight it burst his prostate.

[–] tourist 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how much security clearance would I need for a u.gov rickroll

[–] tourist 7 points 1 week ago

Say "Thank fuck, finally" and take a nap

 
[–] tourist 1 points 3 weeks ago

taxonomy

shit

Is that the right word

I've been using "ontology" when talking about item classification to sound smart

I guess it worked bc no one said "You mean taxonomy, right?" yet. My illusion of pretending I'm not a dumbass to people IRL isn't broken yet I hope.

[–] tourist 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Walter and Jesse have unsimulated anal sex with each other.

It was the most graphic 235 minutes of the entire series.

[–] tourist 8 points 4 weeks ago

When does the thrill start

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poni (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by tourist to c/lemmyshitpost
 

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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rulee harvey oswalb (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by tourist to c/[email protected]
 
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racoo (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by tourist to c/raccoons
 
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trout (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by tourist to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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STRANGE GIRLS (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by tourist to c/[email protected]
 
 
 

im gonna catch up on sleep

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submitted 11 months ago by tourist to c/lemmyshitpost
 
 

I wouldn't really call myself a distro hopper, but in the last few months I've had to do some fresh installs on a couple of machines and VMs for work

If these aren't included by default, I'll make sure to get em:

GUI:

  • Firefox & Chromium
  • Gimp & Krita
  • VSCode/VSCodium
  • Okular
  • Libre office

CLI*:

  • git
  • wget&curl
  • neovim
  • zsh/ohmyzsh + plugins
  • glow
  • neofetch
  • figlet/toilet
  • zellij
  • python
  • nodejs/npm/nvm + nodemon globally
  • ranger/rifle

Also, how do you go about migrating your old config and rc files? Start fresh or just copy em over and make adjustments where necessary?

 
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