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Anything goes but I'm particularly interested in habits/practices/abillities that are real and otherwise can be developed with time and effort.

Keeping living space clean at all times

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[–] TehBamski 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Have you seen the movie "In Time" about this very thing? Rich people live forever and wealth is accumulated as the duration you can live for. It's a cool concept and a pretty good movie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Yes! Low key underrated movie

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it anything like Logan's run?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Cyberpunk dystopia. They share that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Sound like a good idea, but turning immortality pay to win could, in the worst case, make it, so that only the rich can afford it. And thereby only creating an even greater constantly increasing devide between the population.

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[–] Modva 18 points 3 months ago

A once off time rewind by 28 years.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Apart from world peace (of course), a change gender voucher. Would probably cost 300 gems or something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I second the change gender voucher. But a character makeover ticket would be even better.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A house by the lake would be nice. Perhaps an island as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I would definitely go for a recursive island. It’s an island with a lake, that has an island.

Turns out there’s a ton of them in Finland.

There I would build my house: by a private lake, with a summer house on the private island on the private lake.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] benvars 3 points 3 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Inhumanity, by way of a new body. The human body is genuinely just awful and I'd love to have something better.

[–] spittingimage 4 points 3 months ago

I think I'd quite like to be a free-floating cloud of quantum dots.

[–] Chee_Koala 11 points 3 months ago

A house in the woods.

Speaking and reading all languages.

Mastering all instruments.

Learning the Cha-cha

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Proficiency in Ancient Greek, Avestan, Hittite, Old Church Slavonic, Sanskrit, and Tocharian A.

Yes, this can be developed with enough time and effort, but I'm no elf to live a millennium and resources for those languages are awful to find.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Sodalicious fruit snacks.

[–] AbouBenAdhem 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t Tocharian B be better?

With A you could read mostly Buddhist scriptures that already exist in other languages, but with B you could read more historically-relevant secular works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Frankly I'd be a happy camper with either. My focus isn't too much on what those languages were used for, but on Proto-Indo-European reconstruction; having more points of reference is always useful.

(That said you're right that Toch. B would be better - it seems to be more conservative. I thought that it was the opposite.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

The vacant lot west of my house.

[–] FlashMobOfOne 9 points 3 months ago

All the birth control companies.

And then give it away for free.

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[–] grasshopper_mouse 8 points 3 months ago

A nice piece of land and design my own house to build there

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd buy more money, obviously.

[–] rob_t_firefly 4 points 3 months ago

Cryptocurrency scammers have entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I guess I only need to get rid of my student debt, buy a house, a car that doesn't break down, then I'll buy some friends, I'll buy a nice paying job with a career in my field of expertise and I'll grab some charisma and friend making skills at the checkout

[–] Sanctus 8 points 3 months ago

I'd buy all my time and my kids', so I could spend their entire childhood with them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Freedom from the voluntary prison that my memories keep me in. That or a best friend or something. Either of which kinda cancel themselves out since they had to be purchased :/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

All the politicians, judges, etc. in the entire world

Then maybe some reforms could get done and the world can be better and less corruptable >.>

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

the "means of production" -- according to a dragon in a web comic i read.

[–] EvilBit 5 points 3 months ago

Congress and the Supreme Court so I could once and for all make it so I’m the last one who ever does.

[–] norimee 5 points 3 months ago

Keeping living space clean at all times

This is exactly what im struggling with.

I'd buy houskeeping services for the next few decades. A person or company who tidies and cleans my space, does the laundry, the grocery shopping and cooks healthy non processed meals.

[–] Jayb151 5 points 3 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Realistically, a house. However what I really want is to be able to speak every language. There is so much knowledge out there that I cant know without imperfect translation and even then it is still imperfect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] toiletobserver 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! I'll take the box.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Futanari maid service

[–] WhyFlip 3 points 3 months ago
[–] bi_tux 3 points 3 months ago

absolute anarchy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

All the politicians in my country.

[–] beefbaby182 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

A private island

And only a trusted few would be allowed on it.

[–] ivanafterall 5 points 3 months ago

I've seen this one before...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'd buy the assets of the wealthy and redistribute it to the poor.

[–] Presi300 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I would buy a country and make it a better world than the rest of the world currently is.

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