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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

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[–] rockSlayer 70 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 13 points 5 months ago

Tummy hurting. Death it is then.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just keep feeding them mustard

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 58 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just the very usual Bojack activities.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

you know, just puking some sand

[–] FooBarrington 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ate too much cotton candy

[–] samus12345 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Horses can't vomit, so I wonder what the deal with this picture is.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

It's almost certainly ai. Ai image models usually contain nudity but that's as taboo as it gets, they never have stuff like feces, vomit or gore in there. It looks like the ai substituted a grain or powder when asked to make vomit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

also real life doesn’t usually have unsquare rugs or gas pumps indoors

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[–] samus12345 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

So AI is like the alien simulation in Rick and Morty except instead of no nudity, there's no excessive bodily fluids.

"Could you draw the person taking a shit so I know you didn't use AI?"

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[–] General_Effort 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Ja. Gut so, Jaqueline. Lass alles raus, Jaqueline. Nicht durch die Nasen!

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[–] TinklesMcPoo 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

[–] Bosht 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"I didn't do fucking SHIT"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Orville, or The Good Place

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Really enjoying The Orville right now!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you start because of me? :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling

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[–] Thcdenton 15 points 5 months ago

The joy of painting with bob ross

[–] Asidonhopo 11 points 5 months ago

Maybe you havent watched Letterkenny yet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Smiling Friends would be perfect

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Donnie Darko. The man's best friend is a giant bunny.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I hope that's the last time I have to prove to you that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby filly, use a straw next time. (Also if you are heading my direction I tink I need a ride, ... come on, just you and me, we'll go on an adventure! No stopping for extra shorts, I promise, really, I swear)

PSA: Alcohol is a bit stupid but average alcohol culture is just horrible & makes no one "cool". There is no need for silly macho stuff, peer pressure, or endangering other by your own consumption, directly or indirectly).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mister would you please help my pony?

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[–] HootinNHollerin 7 points 5 months ago

That uranium yellow cake will do that to a maf’k

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don't care).

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[–] AnUnusualRelic 6 points 5 months ago

That fancy soup dispenser is broken again.

[–] bruhduh 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

More like Huak BLUAH

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

ruhig jacqueline sonst kotzt du wieder

[–] Im_old 4 points 5 months ago

Scavenger reign

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