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[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I still feel addressed when there's something about "young people". At 34.

[–] toofpic 78 points 3 months ago (1 children)

39 here, same shit. I'll roll right into the "how do you do, fellow kids" meme

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago

Doesn't help that the media has been infantilizing millennials for 20 years.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

48 here. Had a minor heart attack earlier this year, so sometimes I'm starting to feel old.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What is a “minor” heart attack?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When your hear hurts a bit for 2 seconds and you've accepted that your time has come

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

A heart attack where you have almost zero loss of heart funtion afterwards. Also, no loss of consciousness, just feeling really bad for an hour.

[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers 5 points 3 months ago

Heart attack < 18yo

[–] FlyingSquid 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're one year older than me and we're the two oldest people here so far, which makes me feel super old.

I hope the minor heart attack is the only one you ever have to suffer through.

Fun thing about being this old: I thought I was turning 48 until my wife told me I was turning 47 a few days before my birthday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Fun fact about being 48; I'm turning 50 next year, which sounds a lot. But I only feel old-ish when mentioning my age.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Wait, I'm not "young people"? (37)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I think under 35 is kinda young. Maybe a few hundred years ago you would have counted as old but nowadays with modern healthcare people live much longer and healthier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Still applicable. I think.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This meme is so old that I was 27 when I first read it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Batman 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that the English spelling of later?

[–] Viking_Hippie 14 points 3 months ago

No, it's the Danish spelling of climb. Missing a k, though.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Me with my 30+ year-old ass: Oh, this meme is about people in their 20s. This is about me!

[–] HowManyNimons 14 points 3 months ago

Me in my late 40s: Rustydrd speaks for my demographic! I feel so heard!

[–] PieMePlenty 35 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I still remember the day I grew old. After forgetting my change at a self checkout machine, an younger attendant ran after me and refered to me as 'sir'. After that day, I was no longer young. I was 29.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I realised I had become an adult when some woman told her kid "that mister" would tell him off if he didn't behave, and gestured in my direction. I looked behind me. There was nobody there.

I had become The Mister. The stranger based punishment of exasperated mothers everywhere. Fear me, little children, and despair.

[–] Moneo 6 points 3 months ago

Mister, this is a Wendys.

[–] ignotum 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm sorry that happened to you sir

[–] BigPotato 6 points 3 months ago

I remember the day as well. I walked all through the store grabbing everything I needed and while waiting in the checkout I realized I forgot the milk. I laughed and said "Oh wow" then the guy behind me looked at me and I shrugged and said "I forgot the milk!" and left the line I'd been standing in for a few minutes to get the milk.

My age at the time didn't matter because it was on that day, I became old. Talking to strangers in the grocery store, forgetting to get the milk, and laughing about it? Old.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Damn, I turned old when I grabbed some coloring pages off the ground to give them back to a child and got called the "nice fat lady" afterwards by the child. Double whammy

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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm 32.

 

Get off my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] samus12345 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You have a lawn? Impressive!

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[–] Heavybell 30 points 3 months ago

This doesn't stop even when you hit 40

[–] LaunchesKayaks 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Me remembering I turn 27 in 13 days. 💀

[–] recklessengagement 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't you have to die to join the club?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Now you are that much closer to 50 than birth!

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[–] nl4real 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago
[–] glitchdx 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

be like me. Can't become old if you identify as an immortal god to whom age has no meaning.

doesn't stop my back from hurting through.

[–] thorbot 4 points 3 months ago

Average Lemmy user mentality

[–] Squorlple 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I never understood why this particular meme needed to be told from within the SpongeBob universe

[–] TheBraveSirRobbin 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Probably because a bunch of people around the age that relate with the meme are still watching SpongeBob

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yes. This. Speaks to the twenty-something crowd well.

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[–] samus12345 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The first time I can remember feeling old was when I was walking home behind a couple of kids and one said to the other in a cautionary tone that there was a "big ol' guy" (or words to that effect) behind them. I guess I seemed menacing in some way? I was in my early twenties, which means those kids are older now than I was then.

[–] Snowclone 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think mine was when I turned 30 and all my health fell apart, and I needed a lot of treatment you hear old people talk about.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Raglesnarf 6 points 3 months ago

I turn 30 this year. I'm ready

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know this and I am in my 40ies.

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[–] aidan 5 points 3 months ago

I am half-way through 21 now so I can't say I'm basically a teenager anymore :(

[–] RagingRobot 4 points 3 months ago

Oh 27 I'm 27.... Oh wait... No!!!!

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