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Oh, come on, 500m?

No sours, no lambic, no kriek, no hazy stuff - ok, you don't like "classic" beers, but you tried a fraction of possible tastes.
For something more "traditional", try Bourgogne des Flandres - it's a mix on lambic (made by Timmermans, thy their own beers as well) and dark beer, and this beer is stored in wine barrells, giving it additional wine aftertaste (but the taste is really rich anyway). The thing is, and it applies to many other beers, is that it's genuinely tasty, no "it's supposed to be bitter" bullshit. There is a shitton of sour or fruity beers in Belgium in general.
And as another, more punk example (of course, there are "purists" who will say "it's not beer"), try something like "Gelato sourpuss - Monday motivation" - it's a mango chili beer, and it tastes like a baby puree with chili. I'm not saying this exact beer, but what I mean is that there's a lot of really weird stuff, but it can be cool and tasty.
Explore. Because you tried many variations of several types of beer. It might be hard to understand you don't see the whole spectrum - in Denmark where I live, people tend to drink simple beers like Tuborg and Carlsberg (lagers and pilsners, nothing special), and when you ask for "something else", they proudly present you their lineup of five IPAs "for the weird people"

Damn, I knew it's not really native (the original one)

Lemon juice at dinner guarantees that you reach max level of heartburn, if not yet.

It sounds modern, mainly because modern electronic music was so heavily affected by Prodigy

Whoa, they all have names or nicknames!

Phantom Blade Ø, nice!
"Ø" means "island", is that a pirate game?

Nooooice

And Asti (just don't buy Martini Asti). And Spumante, and a lot of other stuff

I had a bottle of brandy made in "Crimea, Ukraine", for when the Putin dies. Doesn't help the fact that my wife poured out all the alcohol when we were arguing about its consumption, but at least I had a plan.

Damn, I do have to pee!

On Android it's Family link. You can:

• make a schedule like "1h max mo-fr, 2h max sa-su"
• add time or lock the device manually (that's our usual bargain point with kids - do stuff, get 30 mins)
• lock some apps completely, or unlock to ignore all limits except nighttime (can be also set up)