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Fuk, I want one.
But it would make a terrible buttplug, so I would just have it as a desk decoration.
I started searching for it hoping it wasn't just a joke because I also think it looks gorgeous! Time to go find some brutalist desk sculptures now...
would be a very easy diy :)
Wouldnt be a too hard project to make yourself
Brutalism can go jump off a cliff.
no
Well look who's being brutal now
The paradox of brutalism.
The more butts it plugs the more brutalismer it is.
to be fair, that does look brutal
flared base 👍 carry on
Brutalist architecture can be curved. I'd aregu the edges and corners are unnecessarily harsh for a buttplug. The hardness and porousness of the stone is brutal enough.
No
What’s the IKEA name for this?
Påige
This meme would be better if there was a brutalist butt plug training kit
Brutalist Butt plug Jr.
If it dont cure your constipation itll make it permanent
It appears that they designed it upside down, the head should be on the top right?
Nah, inverting it like that would make the heavy concrete base unbearable to hold, eventually popping you open like a bottle of champagne.
Anyway that's enough internet for today
You'd look like a perfume bottle for a few seconds, tho.