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[–] [email protected] 100 points 6 months ago (7 children)

It's rude to make jokes about her nose because it's the result of an injury that became a big infection.

It's also rude for your flabby ass to make fun of the physical strength she has achieved.

Both assume she owes you beauty by your standards, when she owes you nothing. No woman does.

You want to make fun of her wealth or privilege or DUI, those are fair game.

[–] Confused_Emus 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are those roots fair game? I feel like a princess could have those taken care of.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I'll allow it.

[–] wolfpack86 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

maybe her physical strength is the direct product of being born into wealth and having the time to get ripped?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely. That's why billionaires are the most jacked people in the world

[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 6 months ago

Somehow I would mind just a tiny bit less that we have a billionaire ruling class if they were all just completely swole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Very likely, but she has to put in the reps.

[–] Chocrates 5 points 6 months ago

I somehow completely missed how jacked she is at first

[–] madcaesar 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Everything you've described might be true, but her appearance has definitely been altered by PEDs.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 months ago

So you're saying you want some?

It's also possible the doctors put her on steroids for medical reasons and she said to herself, might as well get jacked while I have the opportunity.

[–] feedum_sneedson 0 points 6 months ago

She is definitely using steroids.

[–] Sorgan71 -4 points 6 months ago

Physical features are also fair game.

[–] Eczpurt 63 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrFappy 10 points 6 months ago

I was going to say something to this effect, but not nearly as clever. Bravo!

[–] moistclump 41 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Oh wow that is a very unflattering photo of her. Just googled her and none of the other photos look like this. She’s only 52!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

From the other place:

Princess Kalina's altered nose appearance stems from a series of health issues rather than cosmetic surgery mishaps. Initially, she experienced a seemingly minor injury that led to broken teeth from a fall. The dental repairs introduced a severe infection in her jaw, which required extended treatment and a complex operation to prevent further spread to other parts of her body. The lasting impact of this infection has notably affected the appearance of her nose.

Also:

[–] Smallwater 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

On one hand, I don't want to make fun of her looks, if they're the results of medical complications. That's just mean.

But she'd pull off an amazing Lae'zel cosplay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Looking like that, she could be the source of my bruises any day.

[–] zarathustrad 2 points 6 months ago

Don't skip leg day.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Well its not that much worse:

Apparently there are also more normal pictures of her and one that's way worse than this or the op, so my guess is some sort of plastic surgery obsession developing in more recent times

[–] themeatbridge 8 points 6 months ago

Looks like they caught her mid-sneeze.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I don't think the Fred Flintstone outfit is helping either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I don't think she looks that bad TBH. I just think it's funny that the man has a huuuuge nose and she has none. It's nose inequality!

[–] Iheartcheese 37 points 6 months ago

She beat up my sleep paralysis demon

[–] Werbert 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] zarathustrad 1 points 6 months ago

Don't be a k'chakhi this shu'kyani clearly just dropped in the material plane to birth that long nosed kainyank.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Whatcha lookin' at, smoothskin?

[–] db2 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember this in Fallout.

[–] Etterra 4 points 6 months ago

That's because the ghouls aren't in the room with the boxing ring, or in the boxing gym.

[–] Sanctus 14 points 6 months ago

When you need to return to your kresh but the party leader keeps doing side quests.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Is the boy in the middle their kid? Because the nose-math adds up.

[–] Sam_Bass 8 points 6 months ago

Cromagdalina and Neanderthalin

[–] lgmjon64 8 points 6 months ago

Tchk, Issik

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Yikes on bikes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

No sympathy for monarchs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

TIL the Marxists didn't get the Bulgarian royals.

Shame.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago

she was lovely, and this poor demented woman butchered her face, with no one strong enough to tell her what she was doing. i mean, i guess, she might have had to if she had a coke or meth addiction where she simply blew out all the cartiledge, and had to have the nose cut all the way back, but jesus christ. sad.