Rudy Giuliani Is Missing, Last Seen In Palm Beach County : florida

[–] partial_accumen 98 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Have we checked Moscow yet?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have we checked the ground around 5+ story buildings in Moscow yet?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What about under Putin's long ass table? maybe he's under there...uh... picking rubles off the floor.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Came here to say this

[–] jordanlund 69 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Elderly dementia patient missing in Florida..."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

just another silver alert then …

[–] Anticorp 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not really, since the courts are trying to serve him with an indictment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They found him, he was served at his 80th birthday party.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So he was just avoiding them then, and hadn't fled. Disappointing.

[–] BlitzoTheOisSilent 2 points 6 months ago

One of the last retirement home communities I worked for had a code they would use if a resident couldn't be found. They'd call "Code Silver" over the radio, and it meant all hands on deck to search the entire property to find the individual.

So yeah... Put out a Code Silver for our very own Rudy G.

[–] Forestial 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Arizona prosecutor’s office has been trying and failing to serve indictment paperwork on him for the election interference case in that state. Lying low it would seem.

[–] Forestial 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reading today that the indictment/summons has now been served on him.

[–] psmgx 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reading where?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rudy-giuliani-getting-served-indictment-at-80th-birthday-party-sparks-jokes/ar-BB1mDdhl

[–] Thcdenton 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He's hiding in the jack-in-the-box again.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ken Jeong

"GODDAMNIT! Again?!?"

[–] MapleEngineer 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/18/us/rudy-giuliani-arizona-election-indictment.html

They found him.

[–] RGB3x3 3 points 6 months ago

Damn

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ok we need to make the movie "Rudy 2: Electric Boogaloo" and we have to have James Woods reprise his role as an elderly Juliani evading being served in a weird Zucker brothers Leslie Nelson style parody film.

[–] GraniteM 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have barely a speck of political ability. And you hung in there with the best presidential candidates, grifters, and Russian mobsters in the land for thirty years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a summons from Arizona. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself and maybe the district attorney for Maricopa County. And after what you've gone through, if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen. Now go on back to Arizona.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Let's stop giving James woods work. He's a tool.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

If he ain't dead, he's fled

[–] mPony 10 points 6 months ago

movie pitch: WEEKEND AT RUDY'S

Rudy G tries to evade responsibility for heinous crimes by hiding out among the near-dead in Florida, moving from place to place and regularly wearing disguises and acting semi-catatonic out of focus in the background when lawmen get near him.

[–] Fedizen 10 points 6 months ago

have they checked the coffin he sleeps in?

[–] Jakdracula 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here’s a message to Rudy:

https://youtu.be/cntvEDbagAw?si=NTjWQsC72vu3MRVa

[–] bamfic 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

stop your messing around

[–] Jakdracula 1 points 6 months ago

Betta fink a you few cha

[–] Kyrgizion 0 points 6 months ago

Ded. Knew too much. A liability.

[+] [email protected] -119 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

I feel bad for him. He got played out so hard trying to play the American game. Like I think he was naive and didn't understand how fucked life actually is and the fact nothing will ever be great or secure or actually be in "order".

Believing there can be order and security in life is like thinking you can stop the weather for happening.

[–] themeatbridge 107 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're kidding, right? He's a rich, corrupt piece of shit. He just happened to be mayor during 911, otherwise he would just be another forgotten shitty politician.

[+] [email protected] -54 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

I never said I agree with him or support him. I respect humanity and the infinite experiences of humanity. I feel bad he was, at some point, misled to believe his beliefs and act on them.

[–] dohpaz42 50 points 6 months ago

Don’t feel too bad. He’s not a child. He’s a supposedly well-educated adult who knows right from wrong. He made his choices, and now he must suffer the consequences of those choices. We as a society are not here to exonerate people like Giuliani for their self-imposed misfortunes. Save your pity for those who genuinely deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Yeah if you forget the concept of freedom of choice.

Cool dog whistle bro

[–] paraphrand 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If you’re legit and not shitposting, or just looking for a reaction, I see where you’re trying to come from. (Namely the humanity in everyone)

It’s nearly impossible to express, with this guy, though. No one is going to view him as someone swept along by social structures and ideologies and the circumstances of his upbringing. Or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah, after so long. No one is going to sympathize with him. And why should we? But there was probably a time before he was a shitbag and it’s sad he got dragged down.

[–] Stern 31 points 6 months ago

Man could've taken the "America's Mayor" title from 9/11 (for literally just being mayor on 9/11. he was a trash mayor by all accounts, and got lucky.) and rode that into a Fox news commentator gig and been set. Instead he chose to hitch onto on Donald "Make Lawyers get lawyers" Trump's wagon. Don't feel bad for him. He's a dumbass.

[–] Rolando 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He was a DOJ Attorney who helped take down the NYC Mafia. He's not naive.

[–] givesomefucks 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

...

It's always good to mention that he "took down" only certain criminal groups (Italian mob) while not doing anything about another (Russian mob).

Literally since it happened people have been saying it was likely he was working for the Russians back then. Taking their info to put the Italians out of NYC and letting Russians walk in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it’s also always good to mention that he both fucked and married his cousin.

[–] givesomefucks 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, this is Rudy...

Who cares that he married his cousin?

He hampered the response to 9/11 because he refused to move the emergency response center for years before it.

Because he had a mistress around the block and used the emergency response center as an excuse to go see her.

There's too much real shit that hurt other people to talk about, no one cares that his standard for what's not incest is a century or two behind everyone else, there's bigger shit going on

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I had no idea about the emergency response center thing, thanks for sharing that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Truly bad take

[–] Anticorp 7 points 6 months ago

He's an awful person who knew exactly what he was doing every step of the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Didn't he clear out a bunch of the Italian mob (as a prosecutor) and just let the Russian move in to get a foothold? That's not being naive (if correct and given his actions appear to be) and just being a scumbag.

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