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Parfait au pork (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] GeekyOnion 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is this a "shitpost," this is amazing!!!!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Because you’re gonna have a hell of a shit after consuming that

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That could be good the cup kinda makes it weird but it doesn't seem much different than a taco salad supreme

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Or — and hear me out here — you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Honestly, I like the fact that I could hold and eat this while doing other things at a BBQ. It would also be useful if there's not a lot of seating for everyone.

I am a sucker for turning normally-sweet treats into savory ones, though - I turned my cinnamon rolls recipe into a cheesy rolls recipe a few years ago, and I consider it one of the best ideas I've ever had, so maybe it's just me.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

That's very civilized of you to use a plate when you eat people.

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 month ago

Plates aren't very portable. That can fit in a cupholder.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest 3 points 1 month ago

I've had one that used baked beans in place of the pork. It was delicious. From the examples I've seen the cup started from food trucks where it was more convenient to had out a cup than a plate. Now restaurants are picking up the cup thing cause it's a "trend".

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to make fun of this, but I bet it would be tasty

[–] RedditWanderer 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't this just a burrito in a cup?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't usually see taters in a burrito though

[–] ReginaPhalange 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Mash em

Boil em

Stick em in a stew

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 month ago

California burritos. Carne Asada, beans, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, and french fries.

[–] BleatingZombie 3 points 1 month ago

I'd be willing to try it though

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is disgusting, where are the chives?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Where do you think you are, Whole Foods or something?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

the only weird thing about this is calling it a parfait. Get that slop in my maw now please

[–] Aeri 17 points 1 month ago

I'd actually fucking crush that tbh

[–] Thcdenton 15 points 1 month ago

Cursed, but I'd devour this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

This is not uncommon at barbecue joints

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I've had something similar except it was brisket and it was amazing

[–] Resol 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is an "imparfait"

Fun fact: it's also one of the past tenses in French.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'd eat that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Lol I’ve actually had this before. It’s pretty good

[–] owenfromcanada 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Alright food topology experts: is a parfait a type of shepherd's pie? A type of lazagna? A tiramisu, perhaps? I need answers.

[–] cowfodder 10 points 1 month ago

I'd say, according to the cube rule of food, it's probably a cake.

https://cuberule.com/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A tiramisu is a sweet lasagna. You have alternating layers of carb and sauce and cheese mixture of some kind.

A shepherd's pie is it's own unique thing as there are no alternating layers and the cheese layers are not mandatory.

The French parfait (different from what you're probably thinking) is a flipped shepherd's pie.

The American parfait is lasagna, as it's usually alternating layers of carb, fruits (with their sauce, often very jammy), and not cheese but a dairy mixture still.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

none of the above. It's frozen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

According to Wikipedia, it’s frozen custard if you’re in France, but in America, it’s basically a layered dessert.

Which means this thing actually DOES follow most of the rules, it’s just failing at the dessert part. Unless you’re the type of person who considers pizza a vegetable, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] mycathas9lives 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Throw on some gravy and I'm in!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 1 month ago

excuse me my pulled pork is not dry

[–] Num10ck 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pretty much sums up how I feel about this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

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[–] cinabongo 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Solid food should not be served on a cup

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Mug brownies are amazing. I will die on this hill.

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