Aeri

Well it turns out a brand new fire engine is nearly 500k, plus equipment, firefighters, training.

The price might be more than one is willing to pay!

I like the myth of the police, not actual cops, I like Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz, actual cops can suck a nard

[Approaches with whiteout and malicious intent]

When The Dawning hit this year something in me just kind of rebelled, I was like "you know what, no, I'm not playing this 4x+ repeated event for mediocre rewards"

That makes it sound like the cat domesticated humanity not "The cat self domesticated itself"

The only question I'd have for someone like him is.

"Do you think even the worst person can change...? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try?" And then I'd try my hand at fighting him after I got through the Sans Undertale speech.

cool not me then

I took a test once and it told me I was a filthy socialist.

It is my core belief that corporations need to be hit with big sticks regularly to keep them in check

I don't know what a tankie is and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

You have to make sure you make threats so outlandish that you couldn't possibly execute them, like "I'm going to grab Trump by the ankle and spin around really fast, and then let go, launching him directly into the sun"

I pray for them to receive a karmic, consequentialist outcome for all the things they've done.

I think the one without the mouth hole is better

Meanwhile

[looks up at dishwasher from phone]

"It has a filter?"