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[–] themeatbridge 54 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren't mammals.

[–] Sanctus 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We've been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.

[–] themeatbridge 18 points 1 month ago

Can't argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

... just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves-->dogs with massive bazzongas.

Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.

Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.

[–] SpaceNoodle 17 points 1 month ago

How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?

[–] TropicalDingdong 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.

Birds don't have tits.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (7 children)
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[–] Wogi 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] themeatbridge 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many holes do you need?

[–] Wogi 1 points 1 month ago

At least one more

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.

[–] TropicalDingdong -1 points 1 month ago

Exactly, you can still go airtight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 2 points 1 month ago

Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey 9 points 1 month ago

Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Because if they didn't have human form they, by definition, wouldn't be humanoids ? :)

[–] Blyfh 7 points 1 month ago

Reptiles also aren't humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn't make sense

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And they never have nipples!

I'm guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tf you mean guess, that's a SMASH in all caps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A monster (s)mash!!

[–] ekZepp 37 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lizard queen thicc

lizard queen want dicc

tight as a boa constricc

[–] Thcdenton 32 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Lusty argonian maid

[–] Maultasche 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dropcase 7 points 1 month ago

Madame Vastra would like a word

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That was no 5th leg neither.

[–] TheControlled 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don't lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?"

[–] Rodrios 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.

[–] TheControlled 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That could be cool. What would also be cool, in the same vein is if it was mimicry/imitation. Like if you got up close you'd realize the boobs were an optical illusion on top of some kind of scale protrusion. In fact most of her was mimicry and she just was a big ass lizard. And not even female lol.

What I'm trying to say is that I love the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic.

[–] paddirn 8 points 1 month ago

She may be cold-blooded, but it’s making my blood pump hot in some places (I’m referring to my penis).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'm ready to FUCC

[–] Rolando 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you're really thinking of doing is... uh...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No, that’s fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.

[–] MyFairJulia 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge 3 points 1 month ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Am I the only one who’s more bothered by “wyd” missing a second w than by the picture?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

She's a false queen. We have a king now

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Reptile

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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