I would leave a comment but I'll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn't understand)
this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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I would upvote your comment, but I'll be with a real girl (I don't expect you to understand it)
I would read your comment, but I'll be playing Factorio (I don't expect you to understand it)
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lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I'll be too busy (because I'll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
A REAL ONE!
I don't understand :(
(you wouldn't)
I know this is an unpopular take...but I'm cheering the guy on. He obviously needs to get laid. Like, really bad.
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
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for the girl's sake I hope he doesn't
(assuming it is not satire, but it probably is)
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn't.
What's that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don't mind if I do tyvm!
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyone
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Sounds like he doesn't understand.
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
Assuming she exists in the first place
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn't expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it's like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she's real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She's just offline right now or she'd prove it.
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And then.. the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.
guys... call me crazy but... I think he will be meeting a girl
I don't understand.
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This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
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This guy fucks
I don't think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets...
More like kip, but yeah
Clearly he's gay.
Ugh if my
gay-ass
gay ass
had had
Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself
Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!
I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.
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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
What in the fuck
Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
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Is this a mother's day post?
We all know his Mum.
Ahem. 😅
I had a short phase like that in my early teens. I hate you for making me remember that.
Needs more parentheses.
(not that it would help)
@everyone
Your posts are the ones most likely to warm my heart, make me smile or even literally lol. This one did all three. Thank you, my friend. <3
Ha, thanks! I'm just trying to do my part to add content to the fediverse.
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I've met several. Would not recommend. Cooties, I believe you Yanks call them.
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