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I remember being young and thinking middle-aged people are staring at me because they want me /they disapprove/whatever.
Now I'm middle aged myself, I know the staring is way more likely to either be something along the lines of "ah that kid is so 90s, I never had that green colour but blue Fudge used to wash out to green like that..."
Or "have we run out of natural yoghurt, we bought that 500ml pottle last week but we had curry twice, maybe I should get some more..."
Or "have we run out of natural yoghurt, we bought that 500ml pottle last week but we had curry twice, maybe I should get some more..."
This is me. I have to really watch where I'm zoning out because I have absolutely been called out for staring when my brain was miles away.
Me too, it's like the boring version of those "reveries" in Westworld.
"OK so she must've bleached the full head then done the green side first, then the black side. Man her scalp must be itchy as fuck. What did I used to use to stop the burn? Coconut oil? Yeah that's right. Smelt like Malibu for a week or so, and had to throw out that set of pillow cases. Man that sucks, I loved those pillow cases, perfect for winter. I wonder if you can still get them?"
Morpheus: ".... and find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes." Only it's more like an interconnected maze of rabbit holes leading everywhere. I wonder if you can still get "pina colada" Malibu?
Theoretically she could part her hair with a knife and bleach the green side, wait 20 min and put the black side on with a toothbrush, then wash it and add the green as required?
I love how Gen Z has gone back to all that stuff.
I'm still wondering how the 90s entered kids garderobes again overnight. Sometimes I see a very funny xxxxxxxxwide jeans and I talk about that with my kids in the car and yes I do stare a bit with curiosity and amusement.
Fashion goes in cycles. Personally I'm just waiting for the nice wide jeans to filter down to an affordable price point and then I'm going to get some for myself.
I hate skinny jeans. They feel cloying and I'm pretty sure they promote swamp crotch.
Middle aged men today? They’re millennials and that’s called a 1000 yard stare.
You’ll understand soon.
They’re thinking about the house they can’t afford.
Jokes on you then. I'm probably staring because I'm trying to figure out what's going on with that eye makeup, and I have no idea what that face is supposed to mean.
It's the same face I am making trying to figure out the eye makeup
All I see is crazy eyes which means she'll most likely let me do the weird stuff
I can fix her
As a middle-aged man with a long history of crazy chicks in my past... Yeah this is working for me
It’s just always goes so bad, but it’s so much fun while it lasts.
The cats hair grows back.
Plot twist: they are into that and see that as a yes
(that as in what they are doing to repeal the middle aged man)
then I continue making that face and hit them with one of these :3
half life crowbar sound effect
Yeah, if I'm staring at you, it means a) I'm thinking about what I'm cooking at home, or balancing HOR production with HOR-to-fuel conversion in Satisfactory and b) my eyes are so bad (I haven't had prescription glasses for years now) that you're a blur of colors.
That said, I wonder if she likes board games.
But all men are creeps, surely you're lying? Men only stare at woman because they're pigs, obviously. /s
There is a difference between a guy staring into the void, and an older guy checking you out. I've experienced both and I don't understand how people manage to confuse the two.
One day, about 10 years ago, a guy pull out a knife to fight me in a subway station because he thought I was staring at him. Also got some nasty comments from women who thought I was looking at them when I didn't even notice their presence. Now I try to look at the floor in public in case I get lost in my mind.
I’ve got to admit, a girl makes that face at me, I’m going to walk up and start explaining the plot of Krull (1983) for as long as she can hold it. If she makes it through the whole thing I’m pretty sure we’re legally married.
Half the time I have no idea what I am staring at. It's like having closed eyes, but they're open. It's my autopilot staring, not me.
On a side note, that lip piercing (just like any other piercing in mouth) may cause tooth damage and/or gum recession over time. It's a bad idea.
~~Maybe don't look so cool like the girl I want to be if you don't want to be stared at.~~
Cool hair...sorry
you remind me of my acid dropping goth friend from the 80's. the "crazy" stare really sells it. wanna take drugs in the park and laugh at people in pleated jeans?
Is that flirting? My Social skill is still around 12/100, but I heard that face is what people call flirting
I think she's trying to put them off to get them to stop staring. So the opposite of flirting. But it's not super clear
I am middle age! I get stares from college kids haha, I look younger than I am. I don’t care who looks, and I am too autistic to stare at others 🤷♀️
I think this image is peak "do I want to be her or be with her?"
Starring at you? Like you're a supporting character in a movie or like Mario?
The responses to this post have been disgusting
Yeah its like they don't understand the difference between just looking at someone that has a cool haircut and someone creep staring at you to where you feel unsafe.
I don't want people staring at me like I'm a zoo animal. Bur apparently people in the comments here don't understand that.
This would make me stare more. Maybe even say something, like, “are you ok?”
When I was 18, this girl would have been my idea of absolute perfection.
The narcissism on so many levels is such an adorable aspect of this generation
The narcissism on so many levels is such an adorable aspect of ~~this~~ every generation
Same thing happened in : 90s with Goths, 80s with New Wave , 70s with gender fluid androgyny, 60s with hippies, 50s with rock and roll... 20s with flapper girls.