I'm sorry 😞 not as an excuse, merely as as an explanation: I'm drunk, rewatching the episode for the third time, and still can't fully wrap my mind around it.
I can't mark my post as spoiler, but I can mark it NSFW. Would that be an appropriate alternative? Please forgive my naivety.
Make the job a chore. Treat it like jury duty. That way it's not a career choice, it's a genuine civic contribution.