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[–] MotoAsh 129 points 2 months ago (6 children)

garbage collectors have a strong union, do they not?

[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes they do, and their strikes are highly effective for obvious reasons, and no mayor trying to win an election wants that egg on their face.

[–] PunnyName 36 points 2 months ago

Or banana peel.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Java's is out of a job forever because of Oracle

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[–] Frozengyro 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends on location. Some places really screw those guys. It's a shitty job and should be something people can live comfortably on.

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[–] Zehzin 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They lift heavy stuff and run around all day, they gotta be strong af

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Running is not as extreme as you think, a lot of it is just carrying on the momentum of the truck after you jump off, other tham that it's mostly just brisk walking.

The heavy stuff depends, regulations typically impose a limit on weight but a lot of people don't follow it. You learn to use proper lifting form quite quickly though or you'll get a hernia

Src: did it for 3years as student job

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"You study well and you will end up sitting in the office"

People sitting in the office cubicle: i hate this job.

[–] datelmd5sum 55 points 2 months ago (18 children)

Do people like jobs? Today I was thinking that being a blacksmith could be cool. But I guess I was born to deploy k8s clusters.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I feel like being a blacksmith in 2024 is probably the same if not more lucrative than back when people rode horses, wore armor and swung swords around considering you'll mostly be making replica anime and video games pieces for rich nerds.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's cool but you'll fuck your lungs

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[–] afraid_of_zombies 8 points 2 months ago

I like my work my job however I am on the fence about.

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[–] 9point6 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Aaand typically get most of the day off

Gonna put it out there, I'm starting to suspect big garbage has been waging a propaganda war to push us away from the ultimate job

[–] Anticorp 41 points 2 months ago

You do need to start work at like 4am though. That's a deal killer for me.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 18 points 2 months ago

I am an engineer who deals a lot with the waste sector. Garbage, recycling, and feces.

I strongly encourage everyone who is looking for a change or doesn't know what they want to do to at least consider this stuff. Recession-proof, job security, decent pay, very few and small busy seasons, long vacation time, some really cool people to work with.

There are obvious cons. I don't enjoy site visits. I deal with a lot of unqualified clients. Fuck Parsons and Jacobs so very hard.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You get most of the day off after having worked a full day + still need a full and thorough shower + have low energy because it's a physically demanding job

Src: did it for 3 years as student job

[–] SpeedLimit55 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah my mom told me as a kid that if I quit school I would have to dig ditches for a living. Those guys are union with high pay and good job security because we always need proper drainage just like we always need garbage to go away.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

Boomers didn’t describe work to us properly because they wanted to brag to their friends about how we “went to college” and like “are a doctor” or “gonna be the next Bill Gates” or something

[–] kamen 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Garbage collector was a dream job to me as a kid. Ended up as a software developer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depending on the software, you still get to think about garbage collection!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, software developer is more about garbage production than garbage collection.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] ExfilBravo 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The garbage collector around my house doesn't get out of the truck to get the trash it's all hydraulic arm. Sounds pretty chill to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just snort a bunch of drugs every weekend and you won't smell a thing too

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The garbage collector has to get up early, go out in most weather, and deal with things we'd rather not deal with, and lift heavy stuff into dangerous machinery all day.

That being said, when I had a similar amount of hard labor to do I got in the best shape of my life.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Use languages with manual memory managment

[–] MataVatnik 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] wieson 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a programming joke. If you declare variables or set a value to a space in the storage, this space is blocked even after the programme is done using that variable. So to write a programme with efficient use of storage, you have to free the storage space after you are using it.

Many programming languages use a routine called "garbage collector" to free unused storage space.

So, if you don't want to be a garbage collector, you have to assign storage space manually.

[–] MataVatnik 7 points 2 months ago

That is a deliciously deep cut. Thank you for explaining it to me.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

garbage collecting is seen as dirty and undesirable by society, so for them to want to do it, you have to pay more

in my country they are badly paid anyway though so fuck it lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did it as a student job for 3 years. I was paid roughly 50% more than with all other student jobs.

Honestly collecting garbage is not even that bad. I got paid to do fitness all day, spending time outside while chatting with my coworker. The people sorting the trash, that was who we felt bad for. They had all the downsides of the job with none of the benefits.

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[–] RealFknNito 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Me, a facilities worker for a fast food chain, earning less than them all and still getting mystery trash juices on my hands.

Work hard, kids.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Working hard rarely gets you anything except more work

[–] sheogorath 6 points 2 months ago

That's why I documented everything that they requested and flat out refused to work on anything that doesn't have a ticket.

[–] Sanctus 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Dismantle the system that pays you based on someone else's interpretation of worth, kids. Remember, all those cashiers were essential during a massive pandemic.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

In the previous generation white collar jobs paid more than blue collar ones. That is why.. But the world is changing.

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[–] shawwnzy 14 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Where do garbage collectors make more than teachers?

It's a decent union public sector job and pays decently, but so is teaching and that requires more education.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Well for starters if both went on full strike as of tomorrow. Society would collapse from the massive amount of garbage first.

But mostly because Teaching is both a "women's job" and secondly, it is a "passion" job. Everything that is someone's passion always pays less because people will accept lower wages for their "passion".

Also Garbage Collectors aren't public sector in many places.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Well, don’t let your memes be dreams, go out there and make it happen.

[–] Nariom 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Don't they die earlier than average of painful cancers though?

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[–] BigBenis 10 points 2 months ago

And you get to hang off of the back of the truck like a bamf. That was the dream to 5yo me

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