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[-] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago

You leave The Golden Girls alone, mother fucker.

[-] GrymEdm 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

YES! I was going to pass by this post until I came across that image in the top right. Betty White was a gangster. Her comedy skit with Reynolds and Bullock is the stuff of legends. When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f***ing cup of coffee.

Damn, now I'm all worked up and realizing that I've fallen for OP's trap. OP is clearly an expert at controversy - I'd go so far as to say they are a master baiter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

When Betty White wants a cup of coffee, you get a f***ing cup of coffee.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

This is bait.

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE PS2 LIKE THIS

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[-] tourist 24 points 3 months ago

Taking a jab at both the Turks and the Linux community is a death sentence.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think majority of the linux community doesnt like ubuntu and the rest are indifferent

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

This is the funniest image and i have no words to explain it.

[-] harry_balzac 19 points 3 months ago

What did Honda ever do to you?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

On the other hand... Lexmark.... I think we can all agree printer manufacturers get the wall.

[-] GrymEdm 6 points 3 months ago

"I don't care that I'm out of magenta! I'm trying to print a black-and-white text document!"

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[-] Passerby6497 3 points 3 months ago

I'd take Lexmark in a heartbeat over HP. The fact that HP wasn't included instead of Lexmark is the biggest troll of the image.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

They made the civic too fucking big. I could stick my old 87 hatchback in my front pocket.

[-] PP_BOY_ 5 points 3 months ago
[-] TheGrandNagus 5 points 3 months ago

Taking a moment to praise the current gen MX-5, the only attainable-by-a-normal-person car to my knowledge that has got smaller and lighter than its previous generation.

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[-] experbia 14 points 3 months ago

most of this is sensible but who seriously would ever do those nature's valley bars dirty like this?? they're so good.

i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed...

[-] Passerby6497 15 points 3 months ago

Yeah, who doesn't like bar shaped crumbs in a convenient, mess making package?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

The secret is to crush it all up while the package is sealed and then dump it into your mouth; embrace chaos.

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[-] Silic0n_Alph4 9 points 3 months ago

What the FUCK is wrong with FUCKING GiffGaff, man??? They are an extremely good option for a cheap mobile network with no contract bullshit!!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Every time I see Indiana Jones, I'm like maybe I should start wearing a fez.

[-] cmbabul 6 points 3 months ago

Do it! Fezzes are cool!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm not really a hat person. And I feel like I'd need a smoking jacket to go with it. That seems like a bit much.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You get the smoking jacket first so you can ease into it, then one day you'll subconsciously purchase a fez and then you'll be fine.

[-] saltesc 2 points 3 months ago

I bet it ends up being culturally offensive or something. It's scary trying new things these days.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Idk man if you like the nice hat try out the nice hat 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] DJKayDawg 7 points 3 months ago

You leave The Littlest Hobo outta this!

[-] Lobreeze 4 points 3 months ago

A true Canadian hero.

[-] GladiusB 6 points 3 months ago

I don't understand this

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

accurate except ubuntu doesn't fit. All the other stuff smells of a windows user

[-] Jackcooper 10 points 3 months ago

Found the guy who got mad

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why does this comment have the same vibe as a younger sibling finding out they are 0.3cm taller than an older sibling?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That's what a woyjak would say

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Are you sure they don't use arch btw?

[-] Tarkcanis 6 points 3 months ago

Holy crap, The Littlest Hobo. Thats some serious nostalgia feels.

[-] Skullgrid 5 points 3 months ago

countdown is a masterpiece, how dare you

[-] mlg 4 points 3 months ago

I like how ubuntu is (rigthfully) placed in the center lmao

[-] checkmymixtapeyo 4 points 3 months ago

The shriners probably didn't do anything to deserve this!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Leave me and my Cialis alone

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Is that a swedish vallhund??

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Good thing grandmas are on there. I hate grandmas 😡😡🤬🤬

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Why is the bank that gave me a 22% APR car loan for my first car on there?

Fuck Santander

[-] frankspurplewings 3 points 3 months ago

Thank you for being a friend 🥹

[-] Agent641 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Christian science Monitor actually does some pretty good articles. Only catch is that they do some pretty bad articles.

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