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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You leave The Golden Girls alone, mother fucker.

[–] GrymEdm 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

YES! I was going to pass by this post until I came across that image in the top right. Betty White was a gangster. Her comedy skit with Reynolds and Bullock is the stuff of legends. When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f***ing cup of coffee.

Damn, now I'm all worked up and realizing that I've fallen for OP's trap. OP is clearly an expert at controversy - I'd go so far as to say they are a master baiter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

When Betty White wants a cup of coffee, you get a f***ing cup of coffee.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is bait.

HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE PS2 LIKE THIS

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[–] tourist 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Taking a jab at both the Turks and the Linux community is a death sentence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I think majority of the linux community doesnt like ubuntu and the rest are indifferent

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

This is the funniest image and i have no words to explain it.

[–] harry_balzac 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What did Honda ever do to you?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

On the other hand... Lexmark.... I think we can all agree printer manufacturers get the wall.

[–] GrymEdm 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"I don't care that I'm out of magenta! I'm trying to print a black-and-white text document!"

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[–] Passerby6497 3 points 4 months ago

I'd take Lexmark in a heartbeat over HP. The fact that HP wasn't included instead of Lexmark is the biggest troll of the image.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They made the civic too fucking big. I could stick my old 87 hatchback in my front pocket.

[–] PP_BOY_ 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheGrandNagus 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Taking a moment to praise the current gen MX-5, the only attainable-by-a-normal-person car to my knowledge that has got smaller and lighter than its previous generation.

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[–] experbia 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

most of this is sensible but who seriously would ever do those nature's valley bars dirty like this?? they're so good.

i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed...

[–] Passerby6497 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, who doesn't like bar shaped crumbs in a convenient, mess making package?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The secret is to crush it all up while the package is sealed and then dump it into your mouth; embrace chaos.

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[–] Silic0n_Alph4 9 points 4 months ago

What the FUCK is wrong with FUCKING GiffGaff, man??? They are an extremely good option for a cheap mobile network with no contract bullshit!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Every time I see Indiana Jones, I'm like maybe I should start wearing a fez.

[–] cmbabul 6 points 4 months ago

Do it! Fezzes are cool!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not really a hat person. And I feel like I'd need a smoking jacket to go with it. That seems like a bit much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

You get the smoking jacket first so you can ease into it, then one day you'll subconsciously purchase a fez and then you'll be fine.

[–] saltesc 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet it ends up being culturally offensive or something. It's scary trying new things these days.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Idk man if you like the nice hat try out the nice hat 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] DJKayDawg 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You leave The Littlest Hobo outta this!

[–] Lobreeze 4 points 4 months ago

A true Canadian hero.

[–] GladiusB 6 points 4 months ago

I don't understand this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

accurate except ubuntu doesn't fit. All the other stuff smells of a windows user

[–] Jackcooper 10 points 4 months ago

Found the guy who got mad

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why does this comment have the same vibe as a younger sibling finding out they are 0.3cm taller than an older sibling?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's what a woyjak would say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Are you sure they don't use arch btw?

[–] Tarkcanis 6 points 4 months ago

Holy crap, The Littlest Hobo. Thats some serious nostalgia feels.

[–] Skullgrid 5 points 4 months ago

countdown is a masterpiece, how dare you

[–] mlg 4 points 4 months ago

I like how ubuntu is (rigthfully) placed in the center lmao

[–] checkmymixtapeyo 4 points 4 months ago

The shriners probably didn't do anything to deserve this!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Leave me and my Cialis alone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Is that a swedish vallhund??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Good thing grandmas are on there. I hate grandmas 😡😡🤬🤬

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Why is the bank that gave me a 22% APR car loan for my first car on there?

Fuck Santander

[–] frankspurplewings 3 points 4 months ago

Thank you for being a friend 🥹

[–] Agent641 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Christian science Monitor actually does some pretty good articles. Only catch is that they do some pretty bad articles.

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